Sunday, January 31, 2016

Getting a Record Dealio (Chapter 4)

After several days gone by, Mac McClain brought A New Yesterday to Rock or Die Records headquarters so they could have a chat with the president. The teens had been anticipated that moment for a while and felt relieved to get it over with. An assistant brought the band and their manager to the president’s office. She told them to take a seat in front of his empty desk but McClain still stood up, loitering around the assistant.
“Hey, are you single?” he asked her.
The red-lipped assistant slightly nodded. “Yes.”
“Then we got a lot to catch up on.”
McClain followed the assistant out of the door.
“Do you like guys who smoke pipes?” he asked before closing the door.
Meanwhile, the band took a glimpse of the office.
“Wow, this feels real,” commented Kent.
“It is real,” said Skye.
“That’s a nice picture,” Sean pointed at a framed portrait of an older man who is possibly the president, kneeling next to a dog. “I can tell he’s a dog person.”
“I wonder where he is.”
“Probably with his dog.”
“Oh, man,” David said. “I know once that man enters that door, I’m gonna break out in sweat.”
“I’m gonna pee my cargo pants,” confessed Sean.
“Yeah, I think it would be best if you guys didn’t do that to yourselves,” noted Skye.
“This is going to be awesome!” Kent said happily. “After we make this deal successfully, we’re going to become one of the best punk bands in the world by next year.”
“Uh, I don’t think I would call us a punk band.”
“Why not? We play punk rock.”
“Yeah, but some of the songs we play are punk rock. But I wouldn’t call us ‘punk’ in general. I’m just saying.”
“Then what are we?” asked David.
“We’re pop punk.”
“Pop punk? What are we now? 5 Seconds of Summer?”
“Hey, I like 5 Seconds of Summer.”
“Oh. Of course, you do, fan girl.”
“Fan girl? I’m not the one who claims that they like Backstreet Boys.”
“Hey, that is a secret!”
“It’s not anymore.”
“Guys, please,” begged Sean. “Don’t bug about labels. We’re just a band who likes to rock. And besides, when we get older, we might want to paint our faces and wear shoulder pads and platform boots.”
“Platform boots?” inquired Kent. “I’m not a hooker.”
“Since when do hookers wear platform boots?” asked Skye.
“I don’t know but I ain’t wearing them.”
“And paint our face?” David questioned. “What? Like Kiss?”
“Yeah,” answered Sean. “People love them.”
“You mean, used to love them,” Skye corrected.
“No, I know people who still love them now.”
“Who? Your mom? Your cool mom?”
“Hey, don't talk about my mom, Avril Lavigne.”
Skye stood up. “Who are you calling Avril Lavigne?! Dude, I will erase you from the face of the Earth.”
“How are you going to do that?” asked Kent. “Are lasers going to shoot out of your butt?”
“At least my butt don’t look like a bucket of mashed potatoes.”
“Now you take that back!”
“You guys! Calm down!” David ordered. “Skye, sit.” He gestured for her to sit but she didn’t budge. So he put his hands on her shoulders and gently pushed her down into her chair. “Come on, guys. We shouldn’t be fighting. We’re friends. Bandmates. We’re so close to becoming professional musicians and that’s a lot to let sink in. I don’t know what’s going to happen but we need to stick together no matter what. Because we’re not just friends, we’re family and family is important.”
Kent smiled. “You’re right, David. I can’t fight with you guys. This is our dream. We’re in it and we’re going to share it.”
“Right on,” Skye agreed. “Hey, I’m sorry for saying your butt look like mashed potatoes, man.”
“I’m sorry for saying you fart lasers.”
“I’m sorry for calling you Avril Lavigne,” Sean said to Skye. “I know that you don’t like to be called that so I apologize.”
“Thank you, Sean,” smiled Skye.
“And I hope that I can still hang out with you when you’re with us or with Madeline.”
Skye chuckled. "Madeline still doesn't like you."
"Yeah, I know."
"So whatever happens, we do it together," David said.
"We share our dream together," Skye agreed.
"Hands in," mandated Kent.
The band stood up and they put their left hands on top of one another. As they bounced their hands, they all uttered together:
"One, two, three--"
They threw their hands up, saying, "It's a beautiful day!"
"Should we hug?" asked Sean.
"No way," David replied, sitting down.
"I can smell you all the way over here," admitted Skye. "Old Spice? More like 'Ancient Spice'. I mean that spice got some mold getting in it, man."
David and Kent laughed while Sean made a face.

Saturday, January 30, 2016

Getting a Record Dealio (Chapter 3)

    The next weekend, Skye's band, A New Yesterday, made a trip to Mac McClain's beach house for a meeting. David picked everyone up in his junker around ten A.M. and they drove thirty minutes to the house. When they arrived, a handsome, well-dressed man with nice hair opened the door and gave them a warm welcome.
    "Hello!" he said in a fancy voice. "Come right in."
    The teenagers walked in, observing the large, luxurious lounge of the beach house. They were mesmerized on what McClain could afford.
    "Sit on my sofa," he requested.
    The teens found a red, shiny sofa against the wall and walked over to it. They plopped down, with Skye on the left, Sean on the right, and David and Kent in the center, filling all the space. McClain sat down in a fancy chair in front of the sofa to the right.
    "Nice to meet you four," he said.
    "Nice to meet you, too," responded Skye.
    "I'm Mac McClain."
    "We know who you are."
    "I know you're A New Yesterday but I don't quite know all of your names."
    The quartet introduced themselves:
    "I'm Skye."
    "I'm David."
    "Kent."
    "I'm Sean and I want to make love to your house."
    "Thank you," replied McClain. "So do I."
    He laughed in a snobby way, allowing the others to laugh in their own ways.
    "How do you guys feel?"
    "Well, Sean is obviously titillated," Skye responded. "Um, we're a little nervous but we're kinda excited. This is the first time we ever spoke to anyone about a record deal."
    "Well, I'm glad I caught you before anyone else could."
    "Yeah, we're shaking our boots."
    "Especially me," said Kent, who was vibrating his legs while keeping his feet still.
    McClain chuckled. "Don't do that to my sofa."
    Kent instantly stopped shaking his legs.
    "Let me tell a little something about myself. I used to be a musician just every one of you. I was a singer-songwriter in the 90's. I only won one award for my work and I still have it. It's not here, it's at my regular house which is way bigger than this. After four or five years, I quit and became a songwriter and a producer. I've worked with Monica, the Verve, Seal and Joan Osbourne."
    "Wow, I like three of those people," whispered Kent.
    "I've worked with many artists and later focused on only groups. And eight years ago, I decided to become a manager. I don't care how much money I make because I got a lot of it. I care about the music because it's my passion and I want to change the world with it."
    "Whoa, man," Skye said with wide eyes. "You're, like, a triple threat. But you've done more than three things."
    "I know. I'm greatly proud of myself and I hope I can make your dreams come true if you hire me as your manager."
    "Well, we can't just say no. What label do you work for?"
    "Rock or Die Records. Sometimes called 'RD Records'. It's sort of independent but sort of not. The point is that it's located in California near my glorious beach house."
    "So we wouldn't have to move or anything?"
    "No."
    "Well, our answer is definitely not no."
    "So what do you say?"
    "Can we have a minute to discuss?" asked David.
    "Sure. I'll give you two minutes." McClain got up and walked out of the lounge.
    "Guys, we can't say no," said Skye. "This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity."
    "This opportunity is not impossible," said David. "So it can't be once-in-a-lifetime."
    "Look, all I know is that guy is sexy and I want to do whatever he does," admitted Sean.
    "Listen, what if he's not a real manager? What if he's all talk?"
    "His documents of legibility are right there on that coffee table," Skye pointed out.
    "How can you tell?"
    "Do you want me to read them?"
    "No."
    "Guys, it's been my dream for this band to blow up," confessed Kent. "Our parents are okay with it so why not start now?"
    "I don't want to rush anything."
    "We don't have to rush," said Skye. "Lil Wayne got signed when he was nine."
    "You listen to Lil Wayne?"
    "No, I just know that. You guys, we don't have to blow up so quickly. We'll get signed and record some stuff over the weekends, maybe during Spring Break. And when we graduate, if we still want to do this, we release our album and go on tour. How does that sound?"
    "I'm with it," agreed Kent. "Are you with it, David?"
    "I guess I'm... with it," David responded.
    "I'm with it, too!" Sean grinned.
    "Mister McClain!" Skye called.
    McClain took his time to come back to the lounge. He had a smoke pipe like what Sherlock Holmes used to have in one hand and a lighter in the other. "Yes?" he said before sitting back in his chair.
    "We want the deal."
    "Excellent." McClain stuck the pipe in his mouth. "I'll get you started tomorrow." He turned on the lighter and lit the end of the pipe.
    "People still smoke those?"
    "I don't know, but I do."

Getting a Record Dealio (Chapter 2)

    "I don't want to leave you," admitted DeMarcus, standing up, looking down at Lizzie, who was sitting down at the lunch table.
    "I don't want you to leave," said Lizzie, holding his hands.
    "I'm gonna miss you."
    "I'll miss you."
    "What if the lunch line is long?"
    "I'll wait for you."
    "Give me a kiss to hold me down."
    Lizzie pecked DeMarcus' plump, soft lips.
    "Kiss me again."
    They kissed again.
    DeMarcus lightly rested his hands on his girlfriend's cheeks. "Ooh, girl. Your lips are like sugarplums!" 
    Lizzie giggled as she watched her boyfriend make his way to the serving room in the cafeteria.
    "You guys are so adorbs," commented Debra.
    "It burns my eyes," shared Skye.
    "I just like having him around," said Lizzie. "He's super!"
    "Speaking of super, I got some super news."
    "Do tell," said Madeline.
    "Yesterday, just a couple of days after my performance, I got an E-mail from this guy who manages musicians and told me that he wants to sign my band to a record deal."
    Her friends just burst with excitement.
    "That's 'great-some', Skye," said Debra.
    "Who E-mailed you?" queried Madeline.
    "His name is Mac McClain," answered Skye.
    "That's a name right there," commented Andrea.
    "How did he get into contact with you?" asked Madeline.
    "He found the FaceBook fan page for A New Yesterday," replied Skye. "That's where he saw my E-mail address. After watching numerous videos of the performance, he wanted to manage us."
    "Wait, how do you know that he's not some sexual criminal?" asked Lizzie.
    "Because he asked to see all four of the members. I don't think he's going to commit sexual crimes on all of us."
    "You want me to come with you just in case when you meet him?" insisted Andrea.
    "Uh... maybe you can wait in the car outside his house but it's fine."
    "You're meeting him at his house?" inquired Debra.
    "Yeah, he's got a beach house. He occasionally stays there."
    "Ooh, can I come with?" asked Madeline.
    "No, gold digger. He only wants us to see me, David, Sean and Kent."
    "Oh, I keep forgetting. You're in a band with Sean. Ew..."
    "He's not that gross."
    "He's the extent of gross!"
    "You wouldn't say that if he had a lot of money."
    "Ha, I think I still would."
    "Good to know because once we get signed, we're gonna mad paid. And that includes Sean."
    "Good." Madeline played with her blue pearl necklace. "I don't care... So he's still single, right?"

Getting a Record Dealio (Chapter 1)

    One night, during the weekend, the girls decided to go to a venue that Skye informed them about. She was performing with her rock band, A New Yesterday, that night and told her friends that she would like them to come. So they all went together and entered the venue which was like any normal concert. When they arrived, there were approximately thirty people there and the band was not on stage yet. It was empty with microphone stands, speakers and a set of drums just laying on it.
    "Where are the seats?" asked Lizzie.
    "There aren't any," answered Madeline.
    "So we're supposed to stand?"
    "Lizzie, don't act like you've never been to a concert before," said Andrea.
    "I haven't been to one in a while. And when I have, there were seats. It was like an Oprah."
    "You mean 'opera'?" queried Debra.
    "Oh, yeah. That makes sense."
    Madeline scanned the large room for a while. "This is so gross. Everyone is already sweating."
    "That's because it's hot in here," said Andrea.
    "I know but since we're standing, that means that we'll be touching people. Ew, I do not want to touch anyone here. They look sticky."
    "This is what rock concerts look like," reminded Debra.
    "I don't go to the concerts. I just listen to the music."
    "Things are going to be different once Skye's band blows up," noticed Lizzie.
    "I know. It's going to suck. Not her band, just going to these concerts. See that guy right there? He won't stop looking at me."
    Andrea looked Madeline's direction. "Oh, I see him. Man, he's looking at you like you're a chicken wing covered in barbecue sauce and gravy, just dripping all over the plate because it's so saturated--"
    "Okay, Andy! You totally just grossed me out."
    "That's what friends are for."
    Later, the band showed up on stage. The audience, including the girls, began to applaud them, already knowing so much about them like they were celebrities. The handsome David came out with his blue electric guitar, Madeline's worst nightmare, Sean, walked out with his green-colored bass, spiky-haired Kent took over the drums and cool cat Skye swaggered over to the microphone stand in the front center. While David and Sean plugged in their instruments to the speakers, Skye yelled into the microphone:
    "Laguna Beach locals! Welcome to our first gig. Maybe we're excited about it, maybe we're not. The point is are you ready to rock and roll?!"
    The audience hooted.
    "Yes!" responded Lizzie. "I love to rock and to roll!"
    "Then let's go!" Skye cried like a rockstar.
    Kent clicked his sticks before banging on the drums. David and Sean took their picks and started strumming their electric guitars rapidly. Skye violently nodded her head to the surfy pop-punk rock sound. Everyone in the crowd was jumping and banging their heads to the music.
    Everyone calmed down a bit when their ears let in Skye's amplified voice. She held onto the stand and pressed her lips to the microphone as she sang the lyrics innocently yet grungy.

I felt a weight lift off my shoulders
Once I told you that we were over
I remember you dropped to your knees
Begging, "Baby, baby, baby, please"
I'm sorry, this is what is best
And I need to get rid of pests
In my life
Why can't you see
That I never liked you
The way I try to bite you
And I hated that red striped shirt
That you always wore
Couldn't take it anymore

 
    The crowd were so hypnotized by the band's music. Skye's girlfriends were having a ball as well. They pogoed like everyone else in the crowd. Madeline and Lizzie pogoed so hard that they bumped into each other and fell down in opposite directions. But no one noticed; everyone was having too much fun.

Monday, January 25, 2016

Battle of the Classes (Chapter 5)

This day was the last part of the Battle of the Classes. Andrea was able to play along with her girlfriends as everyone prepared themselves for what was coming next. Every senior found themselves strapped to huge padding on their stomachs. Group One's padding was red, Group Two was green and Group Three was blue. Before a different teacher could tell them what was going on, the students were trying to balance the heavy padding.
Mister Foreman began to declare, "Okay, this last activity is called 'Tackle Battle'. What you do is knock down people from the opposite teams using your pad. If you fall down, you are out. The last man or girl standing will bring their team to victory... sort of."
"Okay, why is more violence incorporated in this event?" asked Skye.
"You can't hurt yourselves. If you fall, you got to fall on the pad. Everyone ready?"
90 percent of the seniors cheered.
"Alright, make some room."
The teams split up, distancing themselves and searching for an opponent to knock down.
"On your mark, get set, get outta here!"
Almost every senior screamed to the top of their lungs as they bolted towards one another. When two people would collide, the impact on their pads would bounce both of them back, knocking both of them over. Yet, the strongest people would knock more people over and not even flinch.
Andrea, like a wild animal, went after Mauricia and knocked her down with such force. Before Andrea could gloat, Pamela, from behind, knocked Andrea down even though they were on the same team.
"Ha!" Pamela uttered.
Suddenly, she took a great fall when Skye hit her from behind with her pad.
"Don't worry, Andrea," she said, helping her up. "I got you."
More and more people were taken out and filling the sidelines. Lizzie worriedly scrambled around the vicious crowd, trying to avoid getting hit. Eventually, the guy from earlier who looked like Dolph Lundren charged at her and knocked her down like a rhino. Lizzie shrieked before flying across the field. Soon, Lizzie's boyfriend, DeMarcus, hurled at the buff guy and made him miss his footing. DeMarcus grabbed Lizzie's hands and lifted her up.
"Are you okay?" he asked.
"I lost," Lizzie whined.
"That's okay. We'll lose together."
DeMarcus put his arm around his smiling girlfriend and they walked off of the field together.
"Oh, I can't possibly hit anyone," Debra said to herself, loitering in the center of the field.
She looked over her shoulder and witnessed her boyfriend, Kyle, take a hit. Easily, she got angry and charged at the guy who knocked him down.
"Don't you hurt my boyfriend!" she said.
She jumped at the guy and knocked him down on his back. She landed on him, losing her balance as well, deliberately, of course.
Someone attempted to bump into Madeline but she didn't budge.
"Watch it!" she said. "I can't afford to scratch up my skin. I put on moisturizer, like, five times a day. And that is not a lie."
She was approached by her scrawny yet adorable male friend, Calvin, who she had known for four years and takes journalism.
"Hello, Madeline," he greeted.
"Oh, hey, Calvin," she greeted back. "What's going on? You're gonna tackle me?"
"Of course not, Madeline."
"Good 'cause I'm not trying to get grass stains, especially on this uniform. I do not feel like getting dirty."
"I hear you. This whole thing was supposed to be fun but now, I feel like it's more competitive. Hey, do you want me to protect you?"
"I'm flattered, Calvin, but no way. You are not strong enough."
"Hey, I'm strong!"
Out of nowhere, Allen Hoss used his pad to crash into Calvin who ended up knocking over Madeline. Madeline fell on her back with Calvin laying on her body horizontally. When Allen ran away, Madeline hurriedly moved Calvin off of her and she sat up.
"That's it, Allen," she shouted, looking for Allen. "We're over!"
Madeline stood up and lifted up her friend, Calvin, who was as light as a feather. The crowd of competitors shrunk and the sidelines grew with losers. It took a good ten minutes for there to be one winner. And that winner was Lee, Skye's friend.
Mister Foreman approached the four-eyed girl and patted her on the back. "Looks like Lee Samuels won which means Group Three won this round!"
The seniors of Group Three, which includes the girls, cheered.
"Now, all we have to do is tally up the scores and find out who is the winner."
Lee ran up to her team and the first thing she did was pick up Skye in a spinning hug.
"We got the points," cheered Lee before pecking her friend on the cheek.
"We sure did," Skye agreed awkwardly. "I told you I wasn't a lesbian, right?"
Lee put her friend down. "Oh, of course."
"I got grass stains on my sneakers," complained Madeline.
"And a piece of grass in your hair," pointed out Andrea.
Madeline placed her hand on top of her head. "What? Ergh! I just shampooed my hair yesterday."
"If you didn't want to get dirty, you should stayed on the bleachers."
"Or put a shower cap on," added Skye.
"Attention, folks!" declared Mister Foreman, holding up an index card. "I got the scores. And the winner... of the Battle of the Classes is... Group... "
        Every senior anticipated what Foreman was going to say with most of them leaning in to hear him more clearly and expressing various faces of hope.
        "Two!"
Everyone from Group Two got fired up, hugging and high-fiving each other. Everyone else groaned and rolled their eyes.
"Congratulations, Group Two! As the winner of this event, you will receive homework passes..."
"Ugh," moaned Skye.
"... free lunch..."
"Ugh!"
"... and early release forms..."
"Ugh-uh!"
"... for exactly the next two weeks."
"Two weeks? That's not enough."
"Congratulations! And I will see you all at the pep rally."
After that announcement, Allen Hoss walked over to Skye who felt him inches away and turned around.
"Hey, Skye," he said.
Madeline rolled her eyes and looked away.
"Hey, Albert," Skye responded.
"It's Allen."
"Right."
"I've noticed you did a good job in the Tackle Battle."
"Thanks."
"How bout later--"
Allen was interrupted by Skye's adorable, pale-skinned boyfriend, Jeffrey, who showed up and came over to Skye with a warm embrace.
"Hey, Skye," he smiled and put his arm around her neck. "I haven't talked to you all day."
"That's okay," Skye smiled back, holding onto his wrist.
"Who's that?" asked Allen.
"That's Jeffrey. My boyfriend."
"How do you do, sir?" Jeffrey asked in a geeky way.
Allen just stood there with a perplexed look on his face. Madeline snickered and walked up beside the couple.
"In yo' face!" Madeline rubbed it in.

Sunday, January 24, 2016

Battle of the Classes (Chapter 4)

The next day, the event continued. Andrea was forced to sit on the bleachers with other kids who couldn't participate in the games. They had to watch everything from the sidelines. That day, the three teams partook in a game called "Lie Detector". For the game, a person from each group had to sit in a chair hooked up to a lie detector next to them. Madeline was one of the people picked to sit down. She sat near Lizzie's fellow redheaded cheerleader, Kari, and Madeline's own friend, A.J. As teachers helped the selected seniors get hooked up, everyone waited by socializing.
"Hey, guys," said Skye to her friends. "I was just talking to Jessika, Andrea's friend. Guess how she spells 'clothes'."
"How?" asked Debra.
"C-L-O-A-T-H-S."
Lizzie and Debra laughed.
"That's not how you spell 'clothes'!" said Lizzie.
"I know, right?" agreed Skye, giggling.
"She forgot the E!"
Skye and Debra fell silent and stared at Lizzie who continued laughing.
Soon, another teacher -- a man, balding and tall, with a stomach -- grabbed everyone's attention. "Settle down, you spoiled children. Okay, now this game is simple. I ask you a question and you have to answer it honestly. Every honest answer is worth a point. All you have to do is not lie. Got it?"
The three contestants agreed. Madeline flirtatiously waved at her crush, Allen Hoss, who was afar with the crowd. He politely waved back but didn't show that much interest.
"Okay, question one," started the teacher. "Where are you?"
Kari answered, "Laguna Beach."
A.J. answered, "At school."
Madeline answered, "Here."
The needles on all of their machines were calm, slowly drawing out their bodily activities in small zigzags.
"Okay, good," the teacher commented. "Question two: What is you middle name?"
Kari answered, "Ann."
A.J. answered, "Jonathon."
Madeline answered, smiling at Allen, "Je m'appelle Louise."
Again, their needles were calm.
"Okay," said the teacher. "Question three: When was the last time you peed yourself?"
Kari answered, "When I was... nine."
A.J. answered confidently, "Seven and a half."
Madeline answered, "I haven't peed myself since I was six."
Everyone's machines, except for Madeline, was calm. Some of the seniors from the crowd laughed when they saw the needle on her lie detector made big zigzags.
"Wait, I change my mind," said Madeline, feeling the embarrassment coming. "I was seven."
The needle still made big zigzags.
"Eight. Nine?"
"You only need one answer," reminded the teacher. "Okay, question four: Have you ever eaten something off the floor?"
Kari answered, "No."
A.J. answered, "Yes."
Madeline answered, "No."
Again, her needle was not the calmest when measuring her amount of deception. More seniors laughed this time.
"Question five," started the teacher, "do you wash your hands every day?"
Kari answered, "Yes."
A.J. answered, "Yes."
Madeline answered, "Yes."
Her needle made big zigzags again. Kari and A.J.'s lie detectors were the calmest.
"Oh, come on!"
"Madeline, stop lying!" demanded Skye.
"I'm not lying!"
Her needle continued to make very big zigzags on the polygraph.
"The lie detector even says you're lying," noticed Skye.
"Madeline, when you lie and everyone else is telling the truth," started Debra, "that makes it more embarrassing."
"Whatever," said Madeline. "I'll try to tell the truth this time."
"Question six," the teacher started, "have you ever forgotten to brush your teeth?"
Kari answered, "Yes."
A.J. answered, "No."
Madeline answered, "No."
Still, her needle made more rapid, bigger zigzags than the other ones. Almost every senior is laughing at Madeline.
"Okay, maybe I forgot to brush once."
The needle continued to draw faster.
"Twice? Three times? Okay, ten times."
The needle still went crazy on the polygraph. Even Kari and A.J. began laughing.
"This is an outrage. I'm not lying. Allen!"
Allen shook his head and looked away from Madeline. Everyone's laughing grew louder and harder. She could barely hear her thoughts.
"Why did we pick Madeline to go up there when we know she lies?" asked Skye.
"Because you thought it would be funny," responded Debra.
"Oh, yeah. And it is."

Saturday, January 23, 2016

Battle of the Classes (Chapter 3)

The next day, the seniors were still participating in the games of the Battle of the Classes. Two guys, one of them being Debra's boyfriend, Kyle, were standing on a foot-tall wooden beam holding sticks with a large red pad on each pad. The rest of the seniors were observing the two boys from different teams, waiting for instructions.
A thick short woman with graying red hair began to make a declaration. "Alright, this activity is called, 'Knock Out'. Basically, you have to knock each other off of that beam using your knocking sticks. You have thirty seconds to do such or else, you have to try again."
"Why is hurting each other with giant cotton swabs a game in this event?" asked Skye loudly.
"It's supposed to be for fun so don't complain, Smarty Marty. Alright, are you two ready?" the teacher asked, holding up a timer.
Kyle looked nervously at the guy in front of him who looked like Dolph Lundren and was staring stone cold in Kyle's eyes.
The teacher pressed the button on the timer. "Go!"
The two boys went at it with their padded sticks, canceling out each other's forces with their sticks as if they were in a pirate fight using swords. The seniors began clamoring, anticipating who was going to win. Kyle was nervous while his opponent had the most serious look on his face. Debra, with worry in her eyes, stepped closer to the action.
"Don't hit my boyfriend!" she growled.
"What?" the guy uttered in a deep voice.
Distracted, he was knocked off the beam onto the grass with Kyle's forceful blow.
"The winner: Group Two!" declared the teacher.
Everyone, except for the ones in Group Two, cheered. Debra ran over to her boyfriend as he got off the beam.
"Are you okay?" she asked.
Kyle dropped his stick and put his arm around his sweet girlfriend. "I never been better, babe."
Debra interlocked her fingers on the fingers on Kyle's wrapped arm. "You were so good," she grinned as the two walked together.
"I couldn't have done it without you."
"Alright!" hollered the thick teacher. "Group Two and Group Three, pick a person."
"Get out there, Andrea," commanded Madeline.
"Why do I get to go?" Andrea asked.
"Because you'll win."
"That's true."
Andrea's girlfriend applauded her as she walked up to the beam. As she picked up the padded stick, Mauricia, practically Pamela's double, walked on top of the beam.
"Hello, Fanny Andy," she hissed.
"Hello, Sorry Maury," responded Andrea.
Mauricia picked up her stick. "I don't like it when you call me that."
"Good then I'll say it again. Maury, Maury, Maury, Maury, Maury."
"You are so dead."
"Ready?" shouted the teacher, holding up her timer. "Go!"
As Mauricia made many attempts to strike Andrea, Andrea blocked her strike again and again with her stick. The seniors went crazy as the two went at it. As they protected themselves with blocking thrusts using their weapons, the two started fighting verbally.
"Why don't you give up, Andrea?" recommended Mauricia. "Those pigeon wings you call arms will surely give out."
"How did you get so strong?" asked Andrea. "Are you taking steroids to make your chest bigger? I'm sorry, the only thing the steroids are growing is the Burt Reynolds mustache on your face."
"Hippo."
"Horse."
"Hippo!"
"Horse!"
"Don't let Andrea get to you, Mauricia," shouted Pamela. "She's just jealous 'cause she's flat. Just like her mama."
Andrea stopped and turned around. "My mama?"
With just one blow from Mauricia, Andrea flew off the beam onto the ground on her back, laying in defeat.
"Oh!" almost everyone uttered.
Mauricia dropped her stick and jumped off the beam, running towards her other half. Pamela picked Mauricia up in a loving hug. Mauricia squealed happily and squeezed her friend back.
Pamela put her friend down. "You were amaze-balls."
"But you're the amaze-balls," said Mauricia.
Andrea pushed herself up and growled. She marched past the crowd towards the bushes by the bleachers.
"What is she doing?" asked Debra.
"You know what she's doing," replied Skye.
Andrea used both of her hands to grab a branch from one of the bushes. With all of her strength, she yanked the branch until the whole thing came out. Everyone looked at what appeared to be some freak show.
"Oh no," Madeline quietly said.
Andrea carried the five-foot-long leafy branch towards the Cow Belles, who were completely oblivious of the Latina. They started to become more aware when Andrea started beating Mauricia with the branch multiple times in a fast motion. Mauricia fell down as she took the blows; Pamela backed up from the action, screaming in her hands.
"That's happening," Madeline noted.
The thick female teacher ran up to Andrea and held her from behind, holding down her arms. Andrea was hot under the collar and let go of the branch. Pamela helped up her aching friend.
"What do you think you're doing!" asked the teacher.
"I'm beating her with a branch," answered Andrea. "What does it look like I'm doing?"
"This kind of behavior is uncalled for."
"She hit me in the face while Pamela talked about my mother."
"That gives you no excuse to rip a branch from a bush and beat that girl to death."
"I wasn't beating her to death but she wouldn't feel that lucky alive."
"From this day and tomorrow, you are banned to participate in any other activities."
"What?!"
"It's the right thing to do."
"She talked about my mother."
"It could've been worse."
"What if someone said something about your mom?"
"What can they say? My mom is dead."

Friday, January 22, 2016

Battle of the Classes (Chapter 2)

The next week, starting Monday, every senior at Laguna Beach High School were prepared for the event that would wipe their daily schedules for four day, the Battle of the Classes. They were told to come to school in their given uniforms which were a maroon T-shirt and black shorts, which were to be worn with comfortable shoes. Most of the seniors came to school on Monday wearing their uniforms. In an organized fashion, the senior classes were sent outside onto the football field where the event would begin. Every student stood beside their teacher and waited patiently until every senior was out on that field. The kids who didn't wear their uniform were told to sit on the bleachers.
When all of the senior classes were on the football field, the principal stood in front of the large group with all the teachers on a side of him. The tall, old, slim man took the red whistle that hung from his neck and pushed half of it into his mouth. He blew on it, capturing every student's attention in a startled way.
"Hello, seniors," he greeted in a deep voice.
All of the seniors mumbled a "hi" or a "hello" to the principal, except for Madeline. She was always excited to see him.
The principal continued, "I am very excited to present this special event, the Battle of the Classes. You know what this is: just an activity for the seniors to undertake many challenges and earn some points that will shower only a third of you with some cool prizes. As young adults, I think you guys deserve some special treatment. Well, not all of you but some of you. Especially you, Madeline. So I'm gonna let Mister Foreman take over so I can get to the school and do principal stuff. Thank you."
A skinny man, growing hair everywhere except for his head, stood in place of the principal as he exited the football field. "Hello, everyone," he started. "I'm Mister Foreman, although he already said that. Um, I'm gonna split you all into groups of three so I will combine three to four teachers." Foreman took an index card from his gray buttoned shirt and started reading it. "Teachers, please group along with your students so they can find each other. Group One is Mister Hugo, Missus Staine, and Missus Rose. Group Two is Missus Perry, Mister Gutter, and Mister Stripe. Group Three is Mister Kendrick, Missus Grey, Missus Irwin and Mister Stockholm. Alright, assemble."
The students, along with their teachers, scrambled around to be near their group. The quintet had no trouble finding each other.
"Alright, so for your first activity," continued Mister Foreman, "you will participate in a scavenger hunt. You will receive these notes with a riddle on it, which shall take you to a location inside the school of another riddle. Once you find the last riddle and answer it properly, you will come back to this football field with the answer. The first group to arrive will receive five points. Before I send you off, your group must divide into five."
"Why do we have to divide if we're already divided?" asked Andrea loudly.
"So everyone will be able to search the entire school. You can still work together but every new group will get a different note. Six groups of fifteen or twenty is preferred. Until all groups receive a riddle, hold your horses."
"Okay, we obviously have to stick together," Skye said to her girls. "So who else is sticking with us? I don't care who."
"Hello, tramps," said Pamela after approaching the girls.
"You know what? I actually care who."
"Leave us alone, Pamela," demanded Andrea.
"Why?" asked Pamela. "I'm on your team, too."
"We know," said Madeline, "but you can go in somebody else's group."
"I am my own woman. I can make decisions for myself. And I decide to be with you."
"Are you sure you're a woman?" asked Skye. "Your chest and face says otherwise."
"I didn't even say one thing mean to you."
"You called us tramps," reminded Lizzie.
"That was a compliment. You all are very trampy. Especially you, Madeline."
"I feel the same way about you," said Madeline, not affected by Pamela's words.
"Whatever, I guess you can join us," said Skye.
Five other girls joined the six, including Skye's old friend, Lee, and Madeline's friend, Samantha. Soon, they were handed a half sheet of paper with a pen-written riddle on it to share.
Madeline read it aloud, "Leonardo DaVinci was a good man. So was Van Gogh. What those two men had in common is their ability to make a rainbow."
"Let's see," started Lizzie, "DaVinci used to live in Italy. So our next riddle... is all the way in Italy!"
"Lizzie, I think our next riddle is in an art room," said Debra.
"Oh! That makes so much sense!"
Pamela rolled her eyes.
Shortly, Mister Foreman raised what appeared to be a gun to the sky. "On your mark, get set, get outta here!" he hollered. He shot the flare gun into the sky, creating a loud boom which startled all of the seniors. They cleared out the field and made a frantic way into the school in front. "Try not to make a disruption!" he asserted to them.
"Okay, where is a good art class?" asked Skye.
"They're all up in the third floor," responded Madeline.
"We should use the elevator," recommended Andrea.
"No, we all can't fit on the elevator," Madeline said as the girls finally entered the school through the back. "You, Pamela, Samantha, Gilda, and Hilary will take the elevator. The rest of us will take the stairs."
"Oh, man. Why do I have to take the elevator with Pamela?"
"It's just a plan. Do it, please."
"Watch yourself," Andrea hissed at Pamela.
"Oh, I'm watching myself," said Pamela.
When a set of stairs was at sight, the group split up with Madeline's half going up and Andrea's half searching for an elevator. Madeline and the other girls ran up the stairs before they hit the third floor. They ran down the hallway until they caught their eyes on an open art class at the end of the hall. Madeline was the first to enter but stopped in front of the door so the other girls could not enter. A female, four-eyed teacher stopped her lesson when she saw the seniors.
"Excuse me," Madeline caught the teacher's attention. "I'm the school president. Are there any riddles here?"
"What?" the teacher uttered in a piercing squeaky voice.
"Madeline, the riddle said that DaVinci was a good man, right?" questioned Debra.
"Yeah..." Madeline replied.
"I remember I had an art teacher named Mrs. Goodman. The other riddle must be in her room."
"Then what are we doing here? Let's find Mrs. Goodman."
The group of girls ran from the classroom and took a right down the next hall. They found another open art class and made their way inside. The classroom was empty but a slim, old teacher was sitting at her desk.
"How may I help you?" the woman asked in a weak voice.
"No time," shouted Madeline, running towards the cabinets at the end of the classroom. The girls opened the cabinets along with drawers until Madeline yelped.
"I found the next riddle!" she shouted, eyeing the inside of a drawer full of stained paintbrushes. She took out the note and closed the drawer. All of the girls crowded her to see the note. She read, "Relaxation is important and everyone must use it. You might find it more helpful with the sound of lounge music."
"The teacher's lounge!" said one of the girls.
Immediately, they all ran out of the classroom and into the halls. They found more stairs and ran down. Luckily, they all knew where the teacher's lounge was. They ran down the stairs and entered the second floor. They ran into a different group of seniors; seniors that weren't in Group Three. They all got tangled up and fought each other like puppy dogs, managing to push each other away so they could continue running freely. They sprinted down the longest hall on the floor and entered the door that said, "Teacher's Lounge" above it on a plaque. They stopped and looked around the empty boring room until Madeline pointed at a dusty radio on the counter.
"Lounge music!" she said. "The riddle's behind the radio!"
They all ran over to the counter and Madeline reached behind the radio, pulling out another note. The girls squealed in excitement before Madeline read the riddle off of it. "It's so big, you can rarely get hot. Unless you indulge in spicy tater tots." She then muttered, "What?"
Skye snapped her fingers. "The cafeteria."
The girls screamed like a bunch of banshees as they zipped out of the teacher's lounge and down the hallway into a series of hallways leading to the classic cafeteria. They ran down the same aisle between empty tables and made their way into the little room where the food is kept for heating. They slowed down and looked around for a while. Suddenly, Lee caught her eye on a dish of frozen tater tots on the counter.
"Tater tots!" she gasped.
She stuck her hands in them, creating expressions on the girls' faces. She pulled out a greasy yet icy note from the dish which made the girls happy.
"Yay! Ew!" they all uttered at the same time.
"That's genius," Skye calmly said.
Madeline swiped the note from Lee's hand and began reading it. "Lucky you, you found the last riddle to use. You must be excited 'cause this is good news." Madeline checked the back to see if there was more. "That's it?" she said. "What does that mean?"
"News, so newspaper?" guessed Skye.
"The newspaper takes three months to process. Where are we going to find a newspaper?"
"Maybe this is a trick riddle," said another girl, with short, brown, curly hair. "Maybe we have to go to the bulletin board."
"Maybe you're right. There's news on there. Let's go."
The group of girls zipped out of the serving room into the cafeteria out in the halls. They all knew where the bulletin board was so they made their way there within the second floor. As they ran down a different hall, the girls passed by Andrea, who was leaning towards the elevator doors with her head resting on the line between the doors. Madeline and Skye stopped when they saw her as the other girls continued to run.
"Andy, is that you?" asked Skye.
"Yeah,"  Andrea responded.
"What are you doing standing around?" questioned Madeline authoritatively.
"Oh, my hair is stuck in the elevator."
"It's stuck?" repeated Skye.
"Yeah. Isn't it obvious?"
Madeline and Skye looked at each other and slowly began to snicker.
"It's not funny!" Andrea slapped the right side of the elevator doors.
"How did you get stuck?" asked Skye.
"When me and the other girls tried to get on the elevator, Pamela pushed me out when the doors were closing."
"Why don't you pull out?"
"The doors are closed tight."
"Then why don't you open the elevator?" asked Madeline.
Andrea waved her hand over the wall beside the elevator. "I can't find the button! I've been waiting for somebody crippled to get on this elevator so it would open. But no, nothing happened. I think I lost a hair extension when the girls were going up, man."
"Calm down. Keep still."
Madeline pressed the button on the wall. For a few seconds, the elevator opened, setting Andrea free but her hair messy. Soon, the girl with brown hair ran up to the three, along with the other girls, with a piece of red paper. On the sheet, it said in bold letters, "Good news!"
"I found this! This must be it!" said the girl.
"Good job," said Madeline. "Come on, everybody. Let's go!"
The girls ran through the halls, looking for another set of stairs to travel down. In a minute, they luckily found some. They ran down with Lizzie slipping and tumbling onto the floor. Debra quickly lifted her girlfriend up and carried her awkwardly down the rest of the stairs. She let her walk when they were finally on the first floor. The girls head for the door they entered the school in after they were at the football field. They bust through the doors and like lightning, marched onto the field only to see another group, which wasn't in Group Three, at the field with all the teachers. The girls slowed down and stopped when they were a feet away from the winning group.
"Ugh, did they win?" asked Madeline.
"Yes," answered Mister Foreman.
"Ugh!"
"Do we get points?" queried Lizzie.
"Yes," repeated Mister Foreman.
"Yay!"
"Suck a horse butt," cursed Andrea. "How did you get here first?"
A tall brunet put his arm around a shorter ginger boy. "We had Randall," bragged the brunet.
Randall, the ginger, shrugged the guy off. "Unhand me! I'm not your homie."
"Randall, chill out," ordered Andrea.
"Don't test me, woman."
Andrea mocked Randall's tone. She was never fond of him anyway.

Thursday, January 21, 2016

Battle of the Classes (Chapter 1)

On a bright day in Laguna, the girls found themselves in the cafeteria in time for lunch. It was the middle of spirit week and for the present day, spirited students were notified to dress like a close friend. Most students went through with it, including the quintet. Madeline dressed like Debra, who normally wears bohemian clothing; Lizzie dressed like Andrea, who wears clothes someone would normally wear for the fall; Andrea dressed like Skye, who likes to dress like a rockstar; Debra dressed like Lizzie, who always wear skimpy, feminine clothes for school; finally, Skye dressed like Madeline, who usually dresses in preppy yet chic clothing. The girls felt like that they were staring into strange mirrors as they sat together at their lunch table.
"I'm so cold," admitted Debra, stretching her black crop top.
"There are long sleeves on the shirt," noticed Lizzie.
"That doesn't really do anything."
"I don't know how you're cold. I'm getting warm. How can you dress in all these layers, Andy?"
"I'm always cold," responded Andrea. "I'm not like white people who are hot all the time."
"That is a stereotype," said Madeline.
"Ha-ha, we'll see."
"How do you feel in my clothes, Madeline?" asked Debra with a smile.
Madeline began singing, "You can keep on trying but you can't always win 'cause I'm a gypsy."
"I see that you like them."
"I feel like I'm good at school," joked Skye.
Madeline giggled. "My outfit does have that effect."
"So the 'Battle of the Classes' thing is next?" asked Lizzie.
"Yep."
"Yes, a day of no learning," said Andrea. "Even in these depressing clothes, I feel happy."
"But it's a day of sports. I hate sports."
"I thought you liked sports," said Debra.
"No, I like watching cute, fit boys play sports. I don't actually like doing sports. I gets me all sweaty and if it involves a ball, it's always moist and sticky because everyone else is touching it."
"I like watching sports as well," agreed Lizzie. "I would like them in general but I am terrible at them. That's why I'm a cheerleader."
"Something that doesn't involve a ball," noted Skye. "Unless--"
"Shut it, Skye," Madeline interrupted her. "Listen, girls, as the student body president of Laguna Beach High, I am allowed to get the deets on certain school events."
"We already know that, Maddie," Andrea mentioned.
"Well, I'm letting you know again. So from what I know about the Battle of the Classes, at least three to four senior classes are combined to make a team. The classes are homeroom, first period. My homeroom teacher is Mister Kendrick and that class is being combined with Missus Grey, Missus Irwin and Mister Stockholm. I know those are your homeroom teachers but to make sure, I'm going to ask. Are those your homeroom teachers?"
"Yeah," the girls answered.
"Then we're together."
"Alright!" said Andrea. "Stickin' with the sisters!"
"Sisters with the... stickin'!" Lizzie tried.
"I feel like the battle would be so much more fun if we were together," commented Debra.
"Totally," agreed Madeline. "I feel the same way."
"Oh, frick, I forgot!" said Andrea.
"What's wrong?"
"That walking stick, Pamela, is in my homeroom class."
"Ah, boo!" uttered Lizzie.
"I don't want to be near her," admitted Skye. "Looking at her makes me want to puke then eat it because I rather eat puke than look at her again."
"I'm sorry, guys," Andrea apologized. "I mean, I didn't do anything but I'm sorry."
"You know what?" said Madeline. "It's fine because when we have each other, we have blinding fun."
"Oh, Allen Hoss is coming this way," warned Lizzie.
"Oh, crap!" said Madeline, frantically fixing her wavy hair. "How do I look?"
"Like a gypsy," responded Andrea, imitating the singer Shakira.
Soon, a handsome senior in a red jacket, who would look like Colton Hayes' brother, approached the girls' table. Madeline turned around when she felt him there but he wasn't looking at her; he was looking at Skye.
"Hey, Madeline," Allen said to her. "Do you know what the math homework is?"
"I'm sorry, I'm not Madeline," Skye awkwardly smiled.
"Oh, my mistake. You look a lot like Madeline."
"I know. It's twin day."
"You look very pretty."
"Thank you."
"You have a boyfriend!" Madeline shouted at Skye. She then turned her attention to Allen. "I'm the one you want," she said flirtatiously.
"Oh, hey, Madeline," said Allen. "Do you know what the math homework is?"
"I always know what the math homework is. It's page 304, numbers 14 through 24."
"Thanks. You got something on your face."
Allen walked off as Madeline dropped her flirty face into a softly agitated one. She faced her table correctly and said in subtle anger, "It's a headpiece!"

Monday, January 18, 2016

Boyfriends Are Not Tests (Chapter 5)

Meanwhile, it was Debra's turn to tell her boyfriend the truth. Debra knew that Drake was going to find her because he knew what she had for last period. So when that ended, Debra stood by the door without getting into people's way. She waited almost a minute for Drake to arrive. He greeted his girlfriend with a smile and leaned forward to kiss her. But she leaned back, sending him quite a message.
"What's wrong, Debra?" asked Drake.
"A lot," Debra replied. "A lot is wrong."
"Oh, tell me."
"It's kind of hard to tell you."
"Come on. You can tell me anything. I'm your boyfriend."
"See, that's what's wrong. You're my boyfriend and I never said once told you that I was your girlfriend."
"Oh, I'm sorry. Am I moving too fast?"
"No, you're not moving too fast. I should be the one moving too fast because of what I'm about to tell you, I should've told you a long time ago. Drake, I don't want to be your girlfriend."
"Harsh."
"Yeah, I know. No, I don't mean for it to sound so harsh. I did like you. I liked you how I like peanut butter with jelly. But my feelings for you dramatically changed. You know our friend Kyle?"
"Yeah."
"He wasn't at my home just to return my book. While he was there, I realized how much I liked him and we shared a kiss... before you came to my house and kissed me."
"Oh. You kissed Kyle before you kissed me? So basically, I kissed Kyle?"
"Pretty much?"
"Okay. I'm not happy about that."
"See, this is what I was afraid of. I should've told you right there that I didn't want to be with you anymore. I strung you along and I'm sorry. I feel really bad about it. I felt really bad about it."
"Well, at least you told me the truth. Who knows how I would've felt about you if we kept this relationship up."
"You would've loved me which is not what I wanted. I mean I love being loved but not in a situation like this."
"Okay, thank you for telling me."
"You're not mad?"
"I mean, I liked you a lot so of course I'm a little mad. But something tells me that I'll get over it pretty soon. I hope that we can still be friends."
"Of course. If you need anything, you can always call me."
"Thanks, Debra. You're a good person."
Drake hugged Debra in a friendly embrace for a little while. When they pulled away, he said:
"And since I can tell you when I need something, can you spare me some money so I can buy some cologne? I could use a rebound."
"Drake--"
"I'm kidding. Bye, Debra."
"See you, Drake."
He gave Debra a smile before walking off. As Debra watched him leave with a soft smile on her face, she felt a pat on her shoulder. She turned around and faced Kyle.
"I heard everything," he said.
"You were eavesdropping?"
"No, I just happened to be listening."
"Eavesdropping."
"Yeah, I was eavesdropping."
"I'm sorry for playing with your emotions like that."
"Hey, it's fine. I know you didn't mean it. Do you really like me?"
"Yeah."
"More than Drake?"
"More than Drake."
"More than peanut butter and jelly?"
"I don't know about that."
Kyle chuckled. Debra laughed along with him. "I'll take that as a yes," he said. "Debra, I've been wanting to ask you this ever since we met three years ago: will you be my girlfriend?"
"First, if you're going to be my boyfriend, you got to stop stalking me."
"I don't stalk you. I just want to know what you're doing... at all times. I like you; what do you want me to do?"
"Nothing 'cause you're mine now."
Debra reached out to Kyle so he could hold her hand. Slowly, they walked down the hallway with interlocked fingers.
"So you can honestly say that you never tried to stalk me?" asked Kyle.
Debra shrugged. "I look at your Facebook once or twice a week."
"You are crazy; I'm so lucky."

Sunday, January 17, 2016

Boyfriends Are Not Tests (Chapter 4)

When lunch was over, Andrea texted her boyfriend, Marty, that she wanted to talk to him quickly after school. He received the text and agreed. When school ended, the two met up on the second floor by the corner of the hallway near the exit. Andrea was nervous; Marty had no idea what was coming to him.
"Hey, babe," said Marty.
"Hi," responded Andrea.
"What did ya want to 'tawk' about?"
"Uh, this is hard to say but--"
"Before you tell me, my buddy, Cheddar, is having a lil' 'pahty'. Do you think you'll make it?"
"No, I can't make it to your party. Marty... I think that we should see other people."
Marty paused. "In what way do you mean that?"
"I mean that I'm breaking up with you."
"What?! Why? I thought everything was goin' good."
"It was."
"Then why are you breaking up with me?"
"Because I haven't been honest with you. I've been seeing someone else."
"For how long?"
"A week or two after we hung out."
"What's his name?"
"Kevin... Spacey. He doesn't go to this school."
"Hmm, he sounds like an actor. How can you do this to me?"
"I wasn't thinking. I just got tangled up in all these feelings and did the most selfish thing I could do in my life. I'm sorry. You don't have to forgive me but I just wanted to let you know." Andrea took off her gold chain bracelet. "You can take this back."
"Oh! Why are you giving it back?"
"Because I thought you would want it back."
"But now it's official!"
"I'm sorry, do you want to stay together?"
"No. I'm mad at you. As a matter of fact, I should be the one breaking up with you."
"Fine. Then break up with me."
"No! You already did it!"
"Okay. Then let's get back together so you can break up with me."
"No, it's not the same. You already did it so you can't take it back."
"What do you want me to do then?"
"Nuthin'. Just nuthin'. Give me this." Marty snatched the jewelry out of his ex-girlfriend's hand. "I'm-a give this to a honey who won't turn out to be an A-bomb."
Marty marched past Andrea who had a look of remorse. She looked down and played with the sleeves of her jean jacket until she felt Kevin sneak up behind her a minute later.
"Hey," he said when Andrea turned around. "I heard everything."
"You did?" she asked.
"Yep. Now we can be together." Kevin cupped Andrea's cheeks with the palms of his hands and leaned down to kiss her. But she turned her head and resisted. "What's the matter?" he asked.
"I can't do this anymore."
"What do you mean? Yes, you can. Marty is out of the picture."
"Yeah, and now you have to be. Do you know how messed up it is to leave somebody for someone else? Especially when that somebody doesn't deserve it? I did something evil behind Marty's back and I did that evil with you. I was supposed to quit you a long time ago and now is a better time than ever to do so. Sorry, Kevin, but it is what's right."
"You know, when I told you I loved you, Andrea, I meant it."
"So did I. But sometimes, if you love something, let it go."
"Well, I guess this is goodbye."
"I guess it is."
"See you at science."
Kevin turned around and walked away deep into the hall. Andrea just stood there, watching him as he never turned his head once. She then looked down at her wrist and clicked her teeth.
"Man, if I knew Marty was going to buy me a dope bracelet, I would have never cheated on him."

Saturday, January 16, 2016

Boyfriends Are Not Tests (Chapter 3)

    The day after, the girls found themselves at lunch again. DeMarcus was with Lizzie but the boyfriends of Debra and Andrea were not seen. Debra was staring hard at Andrea while stabbing repeatedly into her bowl of salad, making Andrea feel awkward and uncomfortable. She had a cheeseburger in her hands but she couldn't eat it while acknowledging Debra's eyes on her. The rest of the gang felt the awkwardness but couldn't understand why.
    "Are you going to eat your salad, Debbie?" asked Skye.
    "Yes. Why?" responded Debra.
    "You're murdering it."
    "I like to chop my salad up a little before I eat it."
    "I like to chop up my pizza before I eat it," confessed Lizzie. "Madeline told me it decreases calories."
    "I'm so glad you like pizza," said DeMarcus. "But I mostly enjoy devouring those pepperonis on your face you call lips."
    "Oh, DeMarcus..."
    "Why aren't you eating?" Madeline asked Andrea.
    "Because not eating decreases calories," answered Andrea.
    Madeline looked at Debra -- who was still looking at Andrea -- then glanced at the Latina. "Okay, what are you guys hiding?" she asked.
    "Nothing."
    "Are you two dating?" queried Lizzie.
    "No!" replied Debra.
    "Guys, it's okay if you're lesbians," said Madeline. "I like lesbians. I'm a fan of Ellen DeGeneres, Rosie O'Donnell, Melissa Etheridge..."
    "All old people," mentioned Skye.
    "We're not lesbians," said Debra. "Me and Andrea just need to talk."
    "Then talk," said Skye.
    "We need to talk in the bathroom."
    "Are you having bathroom problems?" asked Lizzie.
    "No," answered Andrea.
    Debra got out of the table and grabbed Andrea by the wrist to pull her out. She dragged her out of the cafeteria into the small lavatory across from the entrance. Debra let go of her friend then faced her.
    "What do you wanna talk about?" asked Andrea.
    "You know what I want to talk about. I caught you cheating on Marty with Kevin. You think I'm just going to shut up about it?"
    "It would be nice."
    "Well, it's not going to be that way because what you're doing is-- What is that?" Debra noticed the gold chain bracelet around Andrea's right wrist.
    Andrea caressed her new bracelet. "Oh, it's a bracelet."
    "I know what it is. Where did you get it?"
    "Oh, Marty gave it to me."
    "And you accepted it?"
    "Yeah. He wanted me to have it."
    "He wanted you to have it because he thinks that you're a good girlfriend who is faithful and respectful to him."
    "Okay."
    "Okay, and you're not. You're cheating on him and letting him buy you expensive jewelry?"
    "Hey, this was not expensive. He said it cost, like, three-hundred dollars."
    "That's a lot."
    "In poor people world."
    "You sound just like Madeline. Speaking of Madeline, if you're not convinced that what you're doing is wrong, I'm going to have to tell the girls because they deserve to know as well. And when I tell them, you'll be forced to hear what I said, just out of three other people's mouths. Four if you include DeMarcus."
    "Look, I don't want to lie to our friends but they can't know I'm cheating on my boyfriend."
    "Then stop cheating on your boyfriend. Boyfriends are not test; you can't just cheat on them. Andrea, do you understand that you will be causing emotional hurt for the person when they find out something is wrong? Two-timing people is manipulative and selfish and totally crooked."
    "Okay. If two-timing is so bad, then why are you doing it?"
    "What do you mean?"
    "Uh, you're cheating on Drake with Kyle."
    "No, I'm not! Kyle is not my boyfriend."
    "But you like him and you want him to be your boyfriend but instead, Drake is your boyfriend. Even though Kyle is not your boyfriend, you have feelings for him and not Drake. Therefore, you're gonna cause emotional hurt for him when he finds out that you don't actually like him. Boom! Logic."
    "Okay. No, you're right. I am playing with Drake's emotions while toying with Kyle's emotions as well. Man, I am such a whore!"
    "You're not a whore, you're a bohemian. Just less Woodstock-y."
    "I know what I'm doing is wrong but I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings."
    "How do you think I feel? I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings either."
    "How about this? I'll tell Drake if you tell Marty."
    "Done."
    "But we have to tell them today."
    "But I haven't worn this bracelet long enough."
    "You want to be a good person or a gold digger?"
    "Is there a third option?"

Friday, January 15, 2016

Boyfriends Are Not Tests (Chapter 2)

A few days later, Debra found herself walking in the halls, destined to go to her next class through many roaming students. She was a minute away from her assigned classroom before she felt a tap on her shoulder. She stopped, turned around and saw Kyle, who was shyly smiling.
"Oh, hey," greeted Debra, too calm to be nervous.
"Hey," Kyle greeted back.
"How are you?"
"I want to say fine but I'm not fine but I'm gonna say it anyway. I'm fine."
"Oh, Kyle--"
"What happened to last week? Did what we did mean nothing to you?"
"No, of course not. It meant a whole lot to me."
"Then why can't we have that right now?"
"I don't know. It's just that Drake really likes me--"
"So you're going to date him out of pity?"
"No, I mean I did like him."
"So you don't like me?"
"Wait a sec. You're confusing me."
"You're confusing me! You know that I like you and you should be with me. Not with Drake."
"I just don't want to hurt Drake's feelings."
"So it's okay to hurt mine?"
"You know, when you say it like that, you make it sound so bad."
"Wha-- It is bad!"
Out of nowhere, Drake popped up and put his arm around Debra, which caused her eyes to widen. Kyle was put in an awkward spot once again. Drake, on the other hand, had no clue whatsoever.
"Hey, Debra," Drake smiled.
"Hey, Drake," Debra smiled, in an uncomfortable way.
"What's up, Kyle?"
"What's down?" reacted Kyle. "Ever thought about asking that?!"
He stormed off with Drake and Debra watching him leave until he disappeared, which didn't take long.
"What's wrong with him?" Drake asked.
"Oh, he has really bad gas," Debra lied. "It's really bad."
Drake looked up while nodding. "Oh, okay. I got to get to class. Wanna come with?"
"No, I feel like standing."
"Okay. Well, I just wanted to say hi to you." Drake pecked Debra on the cheek. "Bye, babe."
"Bye... you."
Drake smiled at his "girlfriend" before walking away. Debra watched him leave so she could go to class without him around her. For a second, she looked in front of herself and noticed something off. Far away, she saw the janitor's closet open and out came Kevin who looked very suspicious. Debra tried to make it look like she wasn't paying attention and waited a little while to look again. Her second glance, Kevin was nowhere to be seen and the closet was closed. But a few seconds later, Andrea opens the closet and linked eyes with her friend, Debra.
"Andrea?" Debra said loudly.
Andrea froze with wide eyes before secluding herself in the closet again. Debra ran down the hall and opened the janitor's closet. She walked inside and closed the door behind her. She was face-to-face with a nervous Andrea.
"Hey, Debbie, what's up?" she asked. She then reached for her friend's head. "I love your hair."
Debra slapped Andrea's hands away. "There's nothing different about my hair. What were you doing in the closet with Kevin Christie?"
"See, what had happened was that he wanted to talk but the hallway was too rowdy so he insisted that we talk in this closet."
"You still talk to him?"
"No, he was the one that wanted to talk. So I let him talk, then I slapped him so he left. And I just happened to leave a minute after him."
"Andrea, do you expect me to believe you?"
"No but it was worth a try."
"What are you doing with your ex-boyfriend?"
"Alright, when I tell you this, you can't judge me. I was getting my mack on in the closet with Kevin."
"You did what?"
"I said you can't judge me!"
"How long has this been going on?"
"A few weeks. A couple months."
"A couple months?! This has been going on since the start of fall? I thought you said you were finished with him."
"I did say that. But after breaking up with him, I realized that I love him. And he loves me."
"Andrea. You can't love someone else when you already got a boyfriend."
"Oh, isn't that the pot calling the kettle African-American? You're the one with the two boyfriends."
"I don't have two boyfriends. I have one."
"Oh, yeah? Which one is it?"
"Uh..."
"Exactly. You're no worse than me."