Saturday, August 30, 2014

Get to Know the Characters: Skye's Song

Bring my coins and bring my friends
It's fun to lose and to pretend
I'm so bored yet self-assured
Does anybody know another word?

So high (3X)
Skye high
(3X)
So high (3X)

When the lights are out
It's more crazy
Here we are now
I'm not a daisy
I feel stupid
When I'm so smart
Here we are now
In the silent dark
A red guitar, a shining star
No mini bar, and no silver car

Yay (3X)

I wear so much black but I favor pink
When words are said, I always think
I'm so sarcastic, it's fantastic
My friends just laugh like bandits

So high (3X)
Skye high
(3X)
So high (3X)

When the lights are out
It's more crazy
Here we are now
I'm not a daisy
I feel stupid
When I'm so smart
Here we are now
In the silent dark
A red guitar, a shining star
No mini bar, and no silver car
Yay (3X)

I love rock music, I'm in a band
That likes to play and shred to sand
I'm a know-it-all but I digress
Blah-blah-blah, I'm a gorgeous mess

So high (3X)
Skye high
(3X)
So high (3X)

When the lights are out
It's more crazy
Here we are now
I'm not a daisy
I feel stupid
When I'm so smart
Here we are now
In the silent dark
A red guitar, a shining star
No mini bar, and no silver car

Live to rock out (9X)

Get to Know the Characters: Debra's Song

Hey, Debra, do you go thrift shopping?
What-what, what, what?...
Ba-da, ba-da, ba-da-da...

I'm gonna buy some clothes
That has fringe or lace on it
I-I-I'm hunting, mostly theoretically
This is really awesome

Enter the school like, 'What up, how's your life?'
Not into butchery, I only use butter-knifes
Brown and fringe, I'm so darn comfy
People like, 'Wow, she's lookin' real ducky'
Rollin' in with roller skates
Fruit for breakfast, I just ate
Dressed in loose clothing
'Cept my sandals, those are great
Draped in a poncho
Raining is like, 'Oh no'
I once dated this guy and he looked just like Bono
(It's a beautiful day!) My friend Skye is gonna be so jello
Likin' it, lovin' it, love handing out some compliments
How much are those moccasins?
I wanna walk in them
Lookin' grungy and stuntin', man
I look stunning and holy, man
I save money so I can spend it on charities
Steal Vanessa Hudgens' style, steal Vanessa Hudgens' style
No, for real, I love Hudgens, have you seen the Musical?
Posters with peace signs and yellow flowers
Got a new watch so I can count all the hours
Had a floral headband but I bought another headband
Bought a wristband then I got some Vans
Hello, hello, I'm feeling so mellow
Those smiley face stickers better be yellow
I can make some bracelets, make 'em cool, sell those
Skater boys will be like, 'Oh, they got the Velcro's'

I'm gonna buy some clothes
That has fringe or lace on it
I-I-I'm hunting, mostly theoretically
This is really awesome
(2X)

What you know about energy retiring?
What you knowin' about saving the environment?
I'm helping, I'm helping
I am always planting trees
One man's trash is another man's needs
Thank your granddad for donating about five thousand
Dollars, now the kids can get healthier
I'm from New York but you can find me in Cali
No, I don't, no, I do not look like Halle
Your mommy, your daddy, your siblings, your kitty
Are the ones that make you and you should never find that petty
They call me Darling or they call me Debbie
If you're waiting, then you can wait till I'm ready
And they're like, 'If you're abstinent, then why yoga?'
I'm like, 'Yo, that kind of a thing just calms me'
Let's talk about yoga, it's supposed to relieve stress
But if you stress me out enough, then I'll best put you to bed
(Wow!) Talking about five fingers to the face
(Wow!) Talking about something worst than mace and
I'm usually real serene
But having the same person pick on the same subject will make a real scene
Criss-cross, I can bend far 'cause I'm really lean
Tryin' to make jokes that make me cry, that's really mean
That's just really mean

Goodwill, buyin' clothes, yeah!

I'm gonna buy some clothes
That has fringe or lace on it
I-I-I'm hunting, mostly theoretically
This is really awesome

I'll dress like hobos
Don't care 'cause I like it though
Won't ride in a long limo
'Cause it ruins the air, you know

I'll dress like hobos (Oh yeah)
Don't care 'cause I like it though (Come on)
Won't ride in a long limo
'Cause it ruins the air, you know

I'm gonna buy some clothes
That has fringe or lace on it
I-I-I'm hunting, mostly theoretically
This is really awesome

Ha-ha, yeah, this is my grandma's poncho

Thursday, August 28, 2014

Get to Know the Characters: Andrea's Song

DJ, please pick up your phone
I'm on the request line
This is a Andrea Gonzalez one-time exclusive

Is it worth it, let me work it
I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it
Puse mis cosas abajo, darle la vuelta y revertirla (2X)
If you got some dollars, let me search you
And find out how hard I gotta work you
Puse mis cosas abajo, darle la vuelta y revertirla (2X)

I'd like to get to know you so I could show you
Put the party on you like I told you
Gimme all your numbers so I could phone you
Your girl actin' stank then call me over
Jumping on the bed, jump on the sofa
Phone before you come, I need to learn my cha-cha
You do or you don't or you will or won't you
Go downtown and buy me a Dolce
See my eyes and my hips, don't you
See my hair and my lips, don't you
Lost a few pounds in my waist for you
This the kind of beat that go ra-ta-ta
Ra-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta
Looking so fine I say blah-blah-blah
Work it, I need a glass of water
Boy, oh, boy, it's good to know you
Is it worth it, let me work it
I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it
Puse mis cosas abajo, darle la vuelta y revertirla (2X)
If you got some dollars, let me search you
And find out how hard I gotta work you
Puse mis cosas abajo, darle la vuelta y revertirla (2X)

I'm a fly girl, I get my nails done
Get a pedicure, I get my hair curled
Boy, lift it up, let's make a toast-a
Go to the movies, that's gonna bring us closer
Don't I look like a J-Lo poster
See your best friends playing tricks on you
Girlfriend wanna be like me, never
You won't find a chica that's even better
I make you hot like Puerto Rican weather
Listen up close while I take it backwards
Sdrawkcab ti ekat I elihw esolc pu netsil
I'm like Papa Noel, so I could give you what you want
I love your spikes and your mouth chewing gum
Love the way my butt go bum-bum-bum-bum
Get your eyes off my bum-bum-bum-bum-bum
And you can never handle this gadong-a-dong-dong
Turn my Spanish off and my English go vroom
Get on my nerves and you'll see what I could do
Is it worth it, let me work it
I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it
Puse mis cosas abajo, darle la vuelta y revertirla (2X)
If you got some dollars, let me search you
And find out how hard I gotta work you
Puse mis cosas abajo, darle la vuelta y revertirla (2X)

Boys, boys, all type of boys
Short, tall, fat, skinny, McConaughey boys
Alright, alright-alright, alright, alright
Alright, alright-alright, alright, alright
Yeah, yeah, I be getting that cash
When I go out, I be getting my tan
Ain't no shame, I do my thing
Gotta make sure I'm ahead of the game
Just 'cause I got a lot of fame super
I get it from watching lots of 'Hangin' with Cooper'
Levi's in a dark shade, oh no sir
Apple bottom jeans, oh yes, master

Got a black jeep so I drive faster
People that be hating don't freaking matter
Can't make cookies, I can make batter
Take my Keds off when I climb a ladder

Why you act dumb like "Uh, duh"
I don't act dumb like "Uh, duh"
As the drummer boy go ba-rom-pop-pom-pom
Give you some-some-some of this Honey Bun
Is it worth it, let me work it
I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it
Puse mis cosas abajo, darle la vuelta y revertirla (2X)
If you got some dollars, let me search you
And find out how hard I gotta work you
Puse mis cosas abajo, darle la vuelta y revertirla (2X)

To my fellas
I like the way you work that
To my girlfriends
You sure know how to work that 

Get to Know the Characters: Lizzie's Song

Whoo, yeah, you know what it is
Lizzie, and more Lizzie
Uh-huh, let's go

My name is Lizzie, but my real name's Elizabeth
My other name, I use to sign school forms with
My legal name, but I also go by Liz
Or Dolly Liz, or Honey Liz

I'm so neat and tidy
Never Spencer, always Heidi
Wonder Woman's just like me 'cause I'm mighty
Super mighty, maybe a little mighty

So you want to play with magic
I hear it's a very dangerous thing
Baby, do you dare to do this
Whatever that 'this' is
Are you ready for, ready for
A pretty storm, pretty storm
'Cause other storms, other storms
Make the dirt wet

Mark my words, I'm not a teenage tranny
I dress well, I dress like the Nanny
But I know well, I don't give out my nooks and crannies
Know what I mean, if you know what I mean

I like the colors red and orange
My skin is pearl white, not orange
Now tell me, a word that rhymes with 'orange'
The word 'orange', come on, orange

So you like to play with magic
Boy, don't you know what you're falling for
Baby, do you want a quick kiss
I got to come at you like a dark horse
Or a white horse, white horse
Doesn't matter, matter
'Cause once you're mine, once you're mine
I'll buy you gummy bears

I'm a beast, they call me Yeti
I'm Italian so I like spaghetti
Be careful, try not to lead me on
I may look like a lollipop but my taste is strong
Wait, I didn't mean it that way
Don't mean it that way
Saying if you broke my heart
I'll play darts and have a bad day
A bad day when you cry and you eat a lot of ice cream
But that ice cream made you sick and now you're having brain freeze
But that's just me, they call me Honey
'Cause I'm sweet and I'm humble
And some of my outfits makes me look like a bee that bumbles
I'm looking for love, I am not promiscuous
But the girls who are, don't think of this as a diss

So you want to play with magic
I hear it's a very dangerous thing
Baby, do you dare to do this
Whatever that 'this' is
Are you ready for, ready for
A pretty storm, pretty storm
'Cause other storms, other storms
Make the dirt wet

Wednesday, August 27, 2014

Get to Know the Characters: Madeline's Song

First things first, my name is Maddie
Nicest girl you ever know, never batty
I go to the gym, I'm never a fatty
There's a reason why my parents used to call me Laddy
Don't you want a bad girl like this?
No, wait, want a good girl like this?
A little pink, a little prep, a little kiss
That you could only get from my super, soft lips
I get good grades and that don't change
I have good friends and that won't change
I'm the last person you'd think is strange
If you're not about me, get off my lane

I'm so fancy
You should already know
I got a big brain
I'm from Canada, not Tokyo
I'm so fancy
Can you taste my gold?
Remember my name
'Cause I'm gonna blow

I said, baby, I do this
But you already knew this
Not a hater, not a player, not a loser or a doofus
I wanna change the world
Yeah, I'm that type of girl
I'm too old for tu-tus
But I can give them a little twirl
Get money all the time
Get money of all kind
I'm so rich that a witch want to take my own life
Get honey all the time
I'm funny and I'm kind
I'm so sweet that a bee want to take its own life
Now tell me who that, who that
I do that, do that
Doing work to the dirt
Yes, you knew that, knew that
I be the M-A-D-S, that's my other nickname
I can do whatever 'cause I have a big brain

I'm so fancy
You should already know
I got a big brain
I'm from Canada, not Tokyo
I'm so fancy
Can you taste my gold?
Remember my name
'Cause I'm gonna blow

Clean my bedroom
I don't get drunk at some mini-bar
So many phone calls
'Cause I'm the girl every guy wants
Yeah, I be turning it up
Get all them A's, now that is what's up
Money, makeup, yeah, I'm a fuss
I'm so hot that I'm too hard to touch

So prepared, got to love that
Got all the guys asking how does that
I'm a lady so you can't touch that
Gotta chat with my girls, where's that lunch at
I'm focused 'cause I like it, huh
I'm a threat but I can't fight it, huh
Those girls are just jealous
And Aguilera is the best singer in the world like

I'm so fancy
You should already know
I got a big brain
I'm from Canada, not Tokyo
I'm so fancy
Can you taste my gold?
Remember my name
'Cause I'm gonna blow

Who that, who that
M-A-D-S
I do that, do that
M-A-D-S
Who that, who that
M-A-D-S
Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh

Who that, who that
M-A-D-S
I do that, do that
M-A-D-S
Who that, who that
M-A-D-S
Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh

Friday, August 1, 2014

Coming Up Next...

This story blog is not over. Currently, I am writing a Volume 2 for the BF4E series. It will consist of twelve stories just like Volume 1. I guarantee that Volume 2 will be funnier yet more dramatic than Volume 1. The main characters will still be the same and none of them will go away along with a few recurring characters from Volume 1. Their situations are more silly and crazy but totally normal in a sense. As a "spoiler alert" for the second volume, all I can tell you is that the girls' misadventures involve a new student, ex-boyfriends, spilled secrets and many other subjects. In addition, I will be using more elements of tragicomedy towards some of the stories since most of the stories in the last volume was not that serious, yet it will still surprise you with laughs as I intend for BF4E to do.

Volume 2 will begin in late September as the main characters begin their junior year at Laguna Beach High School. So I will see you soon for the extra days of the bizarre lives of the girls of BF4E!