Saturday, August 30, 2014

Get to Know the Characters: Debra's Song

Hey, Debra, do you go thrift shopping?
What-what, what, what?...
Ba-da, ba-da, ba-da-da...

I'm gonna buy some clothes
That has fringe or lace on it
I-I-I'm hunting, mostly theoretically
This is really awesome

Enter the school like, 'What up, how's your life?'
Not into butchery, I only use butter-knifes
Brown and fringe, I'm so darn comfy
People like, 'Wow, she's lookin' real ducky'
Rollin' in with roller skates
Fruit for breakfast, I just ate
Dressed in loose clothing
'Cept my sandals, those are great
Draped in a poncho
Raining is like, 'Oh no'
I once dated this guy and he looked just like Bono
(It's a beautiful day!) My friend Skye is gonna be so jello
Likin' it, lovin' it, love handing out some compliments
How much are those moccasins?
I wanna walk in them
Lookin' grungy and stuntin', man
I look stunning and holy, man
I save money so I can spend it on charities
Steal Vanessa Hudgens' style, steal Vanessa Hudgens' style
No, for real, I love Hudgens, have you seen the Musical?
Posters with peace signs and yellow flowers
Got a new watch so I can count all the hours
Had a floral headband but I bought another headband
Bought a wristband then I got some Vans
Hello, hello, I'm feeling so mellow
Those smiley face stickers better be yellow
I can make some bracelets, make 'em cool, sell those
Skater boys will be like, 'Oh, they got the Velcro's'

I'm gonna buy some clothes
That has fringe or lace on it
I-I-I'm hunting, mostly theoretically
This is really awesome
(2X)

What you know about energy retiring?
What you knowin' about saving the environment?
I'm helping, I'm helping
I am always planting trees
One man's trash is another man's needs
Thank your granddad for donating about five thousand
Dollars, now the kids can get healthier
I'm from New York but you can find me in Cali
No, I don't, no, I do not look like Halle
Your mommy, your daddy, your siblings, your kitty
Are the ones that make you and you should never find that petty
They call me Darling or they call me Debbie
If you're waiting, then you can wait till I'm ready
And they're like, 'If you're abstinent, then why yoga?'
I'm like, 'Yo, that kind of a thing just calms me'
Let's talk about yoga, it's supposed to relieve stress
But if you stress me out enough, then I'll best put you to bed
(Wow!) Talking about five fingers to the face
(Wow!) Talking about something worst than mace and
I'm usually real serene
But having the same person pick on the same subject will make a real scene
Criss-cross, I can bend far 'cause I'm really lean
Tryin' to make jokes that make me cry, that's really mean
That's just really mean

Goodwill, buyin' clothes, yeah!

I'm gonna buy some clothes
That has fringe or lace on it
I-I-I'm hunting, mostly theoretically
This is really awesome

I'll dress like hobos
Don't care 'cause I like it though
Won't ride in a long limo
'Cause it ruins the air, you know

I'll dress like hobos (Oh yeah)
Don't care 'cause I like it though (Come on)
Won't ride in a long limo
'Cause it ruins the air, you know

I'm gonna buy some clothes
That has fringe or lace on it
I-I-I'm hunting, mostly theoretically
This is really awesome

Ha-ha, yeah, this is my grandma's poncho

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