Thursday, August 28, 2014

Get to Know the Characters: Lizzie's Song

Whoo, yeah, you know what it is
Lizzie, and more Lizzie
Uh-huh, let's go

My name is Lizzie, but my real name's Elizabeth
My other name, I use to sign school forms with
My legal name, but I also go by Liz
Or Dolly Liz, or Honey Liz

I'm so neat and tidy
Never Spencer, always Heidi
Wonder Woman's just like me 'cause I'm mighty
Super mighty, maybe a little mighty

So you want to play with magic
I hear it's a very dangerous thing
Baby, do you dare to do this
Whatever that 'this' is
Are you ready for, ready for
A pretty storm, pretty storm
'Cause other storms, other storms
Make the dirt wet

Mark my words, I'm not a teenage tranny
I dress well, I dress like the Nanny
But I know well, I don't give out my nooks and crannies
Know what I mean, if you know what I mean

I like the colors red and orange
My skin is pearl white, not orange
Now tell me, a word that rhymes with 'orange'
The word 'orange', come on, orange

So you like to play with magic
Boy, don't you know what you're falling for
Baby, do you want a quick kiss
I got to come at you like a dark horse
Or a white horse, white horse
Doesn't matter, matter
'Cause once you're mine, once you're mine
I'll buy you gummy bears

I'm a beast, they call me Yeti
I'm Italian so I like spaghetti
Be careful, try not to lead me on
I may look like a lollipop but my taste is strong
Wait, I didn't mean it that way
Don't mean it that way
Saying if you broke my heart
I'll play darts and have a bad day
A bad day when you cry and you eat a lot of ice cream
But that ice cream made you sick and now you're having brain freeze
But that's just me, they call me Honey
'Cause I'm sweet and I'm humble
And some of my outfits makes me look like a bee that bumbles
I'm looking for love, I am not promiscuous
But the girls who are, don't think of this as a diss

So you want to play with magic
I hear it's a very dangerous thing
Baby, do you dare to do this
Whatever that 'this' is
Are you ready for, ready for
A pretty storm, pretty storm
'Cause other storms, other storms
Make the dirt wet

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