Showing posts with label battle of the classes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label battle of the classes. Show all posts

Monday, January 25, 2016

Battle of the Classes (Chapter 5)

This day was the last part of the Battle of the Classes. Andrea was able to play along with her girlfriends as everyone prepared themselves for what was coming next. Every senior found themselves strapped to huge padding on their stomachs. Group One's padding was red, Group Two was green and Group Three was blue. Before a different teacher could tell them what was going on, the students were trying to balance the heavy padding.
Mister Foreman began to declare, "Okay, this last activity is called 'Tackle Battle'. What you do is knock down people from the opposite teams using your pad. If you fall down, you are out. The last man or girl standing will bring their team to victory... sort of."
"Okay, why is more violence incorporated in this event?" asked Skye.
"You can't hurt yourselves. If you fall, you got to fall on the pad. Everyone ready?"
90 percent of the seniors cheered.
"Alright, make some room."
The teams split up, distancing themselves and searching for an opponent to knock down.
"On your mark, get set, get outta here!"
Almost every senior screamed to the top of their lungs as they bolted towards one another. When two people would collide, the impact on their pads would bounce both of them back, knocking both of them over. Yet, the strongest people would knock more people over and not even flinch.
Andrea, like a wild animal, went after Mauricia and knocked her down with such force. Before Andrea could gloat, Pamela, from behind, knocked Andrea down even though they were on the same team.
"Ha!" Pamela uttered.
Suddenly, she took a great fall when Skye hit her from behind with her pad.
"Don't worry, Andrea," she said, helping her up. "I got you."
More and more people were taken out and filling the sidelines. Lizzie worriedly scrambled around the vicious crowd, trying to avoid getting hit. Eventually, the guy from earlier who looked like Dolph Lundren charged at her and knocked her down like a rhino. Lizzie shrieked before flying across the field. Soon, Lizzie's boyfriend, DeMarcus, hurled at the buff guy and made him miss his footing. DeMarcus grabbed Lizzie's hands and lifted her up.
"Are you okay?" he asked.
"I lost," Lizzie whined.
"That's okay. We'll lose together."
DeMarcus put his arm around his smiling girlfriend and they walked off of the field together.
"Oh, I can't possibly hit anyone," Debra said to herself, loitering in the center of the field.
She looked over her shoulder and witnessed her boyfriend, Kyle, take a hit. Easily, she got angry and charged at the guy who knocked him down.
"Don't you hurt my boyfriend!" she said.
She jumped at the guy and knocked him down on his back. She landed on him, losing her balance as well, deliberately, of course.
Someone attempted to bump into Madeline but she didn't budge.
"Watch it!" she said. "I can't afford to scratch up my skin. I put on moisturizer, like, five times a day. And that is not a lie."
She was approached by her scrawny yet adorable male friend, Calvin, who she had known for four years and takes journalism.
"Hello, Madeline," he greeted.
"Oh, hey, Calvin," she greeted back. "What's going on? You're gonna tackle me?"
"Of course not, Madeline."
"Good 'cause I'm not trying to get grass stains, especially on this uniform. I do not feel like getting dirty."
"I hear you. This whole thing was supposed to be fun but now, I feel like it's more competitive. Hey, do you want me to protect you?"
"I'm flattered, Calvin, but no way. You are not strong enough."
"Hey, I'm strong!"
Out of nowhere, Allen Hoss used his pad to crash into Calvin who ended up knocking over Madeline. Madeline fell on her back with Calvin laying on her body horizontally. When Allen ran away, Madeline hurriedly moved Calvin off of her and she sat up.
"That's it, Allen," she shouted, looking for Allen. "We're over!"
Madeline stood up and lifted up her friend, Calvin, who was as light as a feather. The crowd of competitors shrunk and the sidelines grew with losers. It took a good ten minutes for there to be one winner. And that winner was Lee, Skye's friend.
Mister Foreman approached the four-eyed girl and patted her on the back. "Looks like Lee Samuels won which means Group Three won this round!"
The seniors of Group Three, which includes the girls, cheered.
"Now, all we have to do is tally up the scores and find out who is the winner."
Lee ran up to her team and the first thing she did was pick up Skye in a spinning hug.
"We got the points," cheered Lee before pecking her friend on the cheek.
"We sure did," Skye agreed awkwardly. "I told you I wasn't a lesbian, right?"
Lee put her friend down. "Oh, of course."
"I got grass stains on my sneakers," complained Madeline.
"And a piece of grass in your hair," pointed out Andrea.
Madeline placed her hand on top of her head. "What? Ergh! I just shampooed my hair yesterday."
"If you didn't want to get dirty, you should stayed on the bleachers."
"Or put a shower cap on," added Skye.
"Attention, folks!" declared Mister Foreman, holding up an index card. "I got the scores. And the winner... of the Battle of the Classes is... Group... "
        Every senior anticipated what Foreman was going to say with most of them leaning in to hear him more clearly and expressing various faces of hope.
        "Two!"
Everyone from Group Two got fired up, hugging and high-fiving each other. Everyone else groaned and rolled their eyes.
"Congratulations, Group Two! As the winner of this event, you will receive homework passes..."
"Ugh," moaned Skye.
"... free lunch..."
"Ugh!"
"... and early release forms..."
"Ugh-uh!"
"... for exactly the next two weeks."
"Two weeks? That's not enough."
"Congratulations! And I will see you all at the pep rally."
After that announcement, Allen Hoss walked over to Skye who felt him inches away and turned around.
"Hey, Skye," he said.
Madeline rolled her eyes and looked away.
"Hey, Albert," Skye responded.
"It's Allen."
"Right."
"I've noticed you did a good job in the Tackle Battle."
"Thanks."
"How bout later--"
Allen was interrupted by Skye's adorable, pale-skinned boyfriend, Jeffrey, who showed up and came over to Skye with a warm embrace.
"Hey, Skye," he smiled and put his arm around her neck. "I haven't talked to you all day."
"That's okay," Skye smiled back, holding onto his wrist.
"Who's that?" asked Allen.
"That's Jeffrey. My boyfriend."
"How do you do, sir?" Jeffrey asked in a geeky way.
Allen just stood there with a perplexed look on his face. Madeline snickered and walked up beside the couple.
"In yo' face!" Madeline rubbed it in.

Sunday, January 24, 2016

Battle of the Classes (Chapter 4)

The next day, the event continued. Andrea was forced to sit on the bleachers with other kids who couldn't participate in the games. They had to watch everything from the sidelines. That day, the three teams partook in a game called "Lie Detector". For the game, a person from each group had to sit in a chair hooked up to a lie detector next to them. Madeline was one of the people picked to sit down. She sat near Lizzie's fellow redheaded cheerleader, Kari, and Madeline's own friend, A.J. As teachers helped the selected seniors get hooked up, everyone waited by socializing.
"Hey, guys," said Skye to her friends. "I was just talking to Jessika, Andrea's friend. Guess how she spells 'clothes'."
"How?" asked Debra.
"C-L-O-A-T-H-S."
Lizzie and Debra laughed.
"That's not how you spell 'clothes'!" said Lizzie.
"I know, right?" agreed Skye, giggling.
"She forgot the E!"
Skye and Debra fell silent and stared at Lizzie who continued laughing.
Soon, another teacher -- a man, balding and tall, with a stomach -- grabbed everyone's attention. "Settle down, you spoiled children. Okay, now this game is simple. I ask you a question and you have to answer it honestly. Every honest answer is worth a point. All you have to do is not lie. Got it?"
The three contestants agreed. Madeline flirtatiously waved at her crush, Allen Hoss, who was afar with the crowd. He politely waved back but didn't show that much interest.
"Okay, question one," started the teacher. "Where are you?"
Kari answered, "Laguna Beach."
A.J. answered, "At school."
Madeline answered, "Here."
The needles on all of their machines were calm, slowly drawing out their bodily activities in small zigzags.
"Okay, good," the teacher commented. "Question two: What is you middle name?"
Kari answered, "Ann."
A.J. answered, "Jonathon."
Madeline answered, smiling at Allen, "Je m'appelle Louise."
Again, their needles were calm.
"Okay," said the teacher. "Question three: When was the last time you peed yourself?"
Kari answered, "When I was... nine."
A.J. answered confidently, "Seven and a half."
Madeline answered, "I haven't peed myself since I was six."
Everyone's machines, except for Madeline, was calm. Some of the seniors from the crowd laughed when they saw the needle on her lie detector made big zigzags.
"Wait, I change my mind," said Madeline, feeling the embarrassment coming. "I was seven."
The needle still made big zigzags.
"Eight. Nine?"
"You only need one answer," reminded the teacher. "Okay, question four: Have you ever eaten something off the floor?"
Kari answered, "No."
A.J. answered, "Yes."
Madeline answered, "No."
Again, her needle was not the calmest when measuring her amount of deception. More seniors laughed this time.
"Question five," started the teacher, "do you wash your hands every day?"
Kari answered, "Yes."
A.J. answered, "Yes."
Madeline answered, "Yes."
Her needle made big zigzags again. Kari and A.J.'s lie detectors were the calmest.
"Oh, come on!"
"Madeline, stop lying!" demanded Skye.
"I'm not lying!"
Her needle continued to make very big zigzags on the polygraph.
"The lie detector even says you're lying," noticed Skye.
"Madeline, when you lie and everyone else is telling the truth," started Debra, "that makes it more embarrassing."
"Whatever," said Madeline. "I'll try to tell the truth this time."
"Question six," the teacher started, "have you ever forgotten to brush your teeth?"
Kari answered, "Yes."
A.J. answered, "No."
Madeline answered, "No."
Still, her needle made more rapid, bigger zigzags than the other ones. Almost every senior is laughing at Madeline.
"Okay, maybe I forgot to brush once."
The needle continued to draw faster.
"Twice? Three times? Okay, ten times."
The needle still went crazy on the polygraph. Even Kari and A.J. began laughing.
"This is an outrage. I'm not lying. Allen!"
Allen shook his head and looked away from Madeline. Everyone's laughing grew louder and harder. She could barely hear her thoughts.
"Why did we pick Madeline to go up there when we know she lies?" asked Skye.
"Because you thought it would be funny," responded Debra.
"Oh, yeah. And it is."

Saturday, January 23, 2016

Battle of the Classes (Chapter 3)

The next day, the seniors were still participating in the games of the Battle of the Classes. Two guys, one of them being Debra's boyfriend, Kyle, were standing on a foot-tall wooden beam holding sticks with a large red pad on each pad. The rest of the seniors were observing the two boys from different teams, waiting for instructions.
A thick short woman with graying red hair began to make a declaration. "Alright, this activity is called, 'Knock Out'. Basically, you have to knock each other off of that beam using your knocking sticks. You have thirty seconds to do such or else, you have to try again."
"Why is hurting each other with giant cotton swabs a game in this event?" asked Skye loudly.
"It's supposed to be for fun so don't complain, Smarty Marty. Alright, are you two ready?" the teacher asked, holding up a timer.
Kyle looked nervously at the guy in front of him who looked like Dolph Lundren and was staring stone cold in Kyle's eyes.
The teacher pressed the button on the timer. "Go!"
The two boys went at it with their padded sticks, canceling out each other's forces with their sticks as if they were in a pirate fight using swords. The seniors began clamoring, anticipating who was going to win. Kyle was nervous while his opponent had the most serious look on his face. Debra, with worry in her eyes, stepped closer to the action.
"Don't hit my boyfriend!" she growled.
"What?" the guy uttered in a deep voice.
Distracted, he was knocked off the beam onto the grass with Kyle's forceful blow.
"The winner: Group Two!" declared the teacher.
Everyone, except for the ones in Group Two, cheered. Debra ran over to her boyfriend as he got off the beam.
"Are you okay?" she asked.
Kyle dropped his stick and put his arm around his sweet girlfriend. "I never been better, babe."
Debra interlocked her fingers on the fingers on Kyle's wrapped arm. "You were so good," she grinned as the two walked together.
"I couldn't have done it without you."
"Alright!" hollered the thick teacher. "Group Two and Group Three, pick a person."
"Get out there, Andrea," commanded Madeline.
"Why do I get to go?" Andrea asked.
"Because you'll win."
"That's true."
Andrea's girlfriend applauded her as she walked up to the beam. As she picked up the padded stick, Mauricia, practically Pamela's double, walked on top of the beam.
"Hello, Fanny Andy," she hissed.
"Hello, Sorry Maury," responded Andrea.
Mauricia picked up her stick. "I don't like it when you call me that."
"Good then I'll say it again. Maury, Maury, Maury, Maury, Maury."
"You are so dead."
"Ready?" shouted the teacher, holding up her timer. "Go!"
As Mauricia made many attempts to strike Andrea, Andrea blocked her strike again and again with her stick. The seniors went crazy as the two went at it. As they protected themselves with blocking thrusts using their weapons, the two started fighting verbally.
"Why don't you give up, Andrea?" recommended Mauricia. "Those pigeon wings you call arms will surely give out."
"How did you get so strong?" asked Andrea. "Are you taking steroids to make your chest bigger? I'm sorry, the only thing the steroids are growing is the Burt Reynolds mustache on your face."
"Hippo."
"Horse."
"Hippo!"
"Horse!"
"Don't let Andrea get to you, Mauricia," shouted Pamela. "She's just jealous 'cause she's flat. Just like her mama."
Andrea stopped and turned around. "My mama?"
With just one blow from Mauricia, Andrea flew off the beam onto the ground on her back, laying in defeat.
"Oh!" almost everyone uttered.
Mauricia dropped her stick and jumped off the beam, running towards her other half. Pamela picked Mauricia up in a loving hug. Mauricia squealed happily and squeezed her friend back.
Pamela put her friend down. "You were amaze-balls."
"But you're the amaze-balls," said Mauricia.
Andrea pushed herself up and growled. She marched past the crowd towards the bushes by the bleachers.
"What is she doing?" asked Debra.
"You know what she's doing," replied Skye.
Andrea used both of her hands to grab a branch from one of the bushes. With all of her strength, she yanked the branch until the whole thing came out. Everyone looked at what appeared to be some freak show.
"Oh no," Madeline quietly said.
Andrea carried the five-foot-long leafy branch towards the Cow Belles, who were completely oblivious of the Latina. They started to become more aware when Andrea started beating Mauricia with the branch multiple times in a fast motion. Mauricia fell down as she took the blows; Pamela backed up from the action, screaming in her hands.
"That's happening," Madeline noted.
The thick female teacher ran up to Andrea and held her from behind, holding down her arms. Andrea was hot under the collar and let go of the branch. Pamela helped up her aching friend.
"What do you think you're doing!" asked the teacher.
"I'm beating her with a branch," answered Andrea. "What does it look like I'm doing?"
"This kind of behavior is uncalled for."
"She hit me in the face while Pamela talked about my mother."
"That gives you no excuse to rip a branch from a bush and beat that girl to death."
"I wasn't beating her to death but she wouldn't feel that lucky alive."
"From this day and tomorrow, you are banned to participate in any other activities."
"What?!"
"It's the right thing to do."
"She talked about my mother."
"It could've been worse."
"What if someone said something about your mom?"
"What can they say? My mom is dead."

Friday, January 22, 2016

Battle of the Classes (Chapter 2)

The next week, starting Monday, every senior at Laguna Beach High School were prepared for the event that would wipe their daily schedules for four day, the Battle of the Classes. They were told to come to school in their given uniforms which were a maroon T-shirt and black shorts, which were to be worn with comfortable shoes. Most of the seniors came to school on Monday wearing their uniforms. In an organized fashion, the senior classes were sent outside onto the football field where the event would begin. Every student stood beside their teacher and waited patiently until every senior was out on that field. The kids who didn't wear their uniform were told to sit on the bleachers.
When all of the senior classes were on the football field, the principal stood in front of the large group with all the teachers on a side of him. The tall, old, slim man took the red whistle that hung from his neck and pushed half of it into his mouth. He blew on it, capturing every student's attention in a startled way.
"Hello, seniors," he greeted in a deep voice.
All of the seniors mumbled a "hi" or a "hello" to the principal, except for Madeline. She was always excited to see him.
The principal continued, "I am very excited to present this special event, the Battle of the Classes. You know what this is: just an activity for the seniors to undertake many challenges and earn some points that will shower only a third of you with some cool prizes. As young adults, I think you guys deserve some special treatment. Well, not all of you but some of you. Especially you, Madeline. So I'm gonna let Mister Foreman take over so I can get to the school and do principal stuff. Thank you."
A skinny man, growing hair everywhere except for his head, stood in place of the principal as he exited the football field. "Hello, everyone," he started. "I'm Mister Foreman, although he already said that. Um, I'm gonna split you all into groups of three so I will combine three to four teachers." Foreman took an index card from his gray buttoned shirt and started reading it. "Teachers, please group along with your students so they can find each other. Group One is Mister Hugo, Missus Staine, and Missus Rose. Group Two is Missus Perry, Mister Gutter, and Mister Stripe. Group Three is Mister Kendrick, Missus Grey, Missus Irwin and Mister Stockholm. Alright, assemble."
The students, along with their teachers, scrambled around to be near their group. The quintet had no trouble finding each other.
"Alright, so for your first activity," continued Mister Foreman, "you will participate in a scavenger hunt. You will receive these notes with a riddle on it, which shall take you to a location inside the school of another riddle. Once you find the last riddle and answer it properly, you will come back to this football field with the answer. The first group to arrive will receive five points. Before I send you off, your group must divide into five."
"Why do we have to divide if we're already divided?" asked Andrea loudly.
"So everyone will be able to search the entire school. You can still work together but every new group will get a different note. Six groups of fifteen or twenty is preferred. Until all groups receive a riddle, hold your horses."
"Okay, we obviously have to stick together," Skye said to her girls. "So who else is sticking with us? I don't care who."
"Hello, tramps," said Pamela after approaching the girls.
"You know what? I actually care who."
"Leave us alone, Pamela," demanded Andrea.
"Why?" asked Pamela. "I'm on your team, too."
"We know," said Madeline, "but you can go in somebody else's group."
"I am my own woman. I can make decisions for myself. And I decide to be with you."
"Are you sure you're a woman?" asked Skye. "Your chest and face says otherwise."
"I didn't even say one thing mean to you."
"You called us tramps," reminded Lizzie.
"That was a compliment. You all are very trampy. Especially you, Madeline."
"I feel the same way about you," said Madeline, not affected by Pamela's words.
"Whatever, I guess you can join us," said Skye.
Five other girls joined the six, including Skye's old friend, Lee, and Madeline's friend, Samantha. Soon, they were handed a half sheet of paper with a pen-written riddle on it to share.
Madeline read it aloud, "Leonardo DaVinci was a good man. So was Van Gogh. What those two men had in common is their ability to make a rainbow."
"Let's see," started Lizzie, "DaVinci used to live in Italy. So our next riddle... is all the way in Italy!"
"Lizzie, I think our next riddle is in an art room," said Debra.
"Oh! That makes so much sense!"
Pamela rolled her eyes.
Shortly, Mister Foreman raised what appeared to be a gun to the sky. "On your mark, get set, get outta here!" he hollered. He shot the flare gun into the sky, creating a loud boom which startled all of the seniors. They cleared out the field and made a frantic way into the school in front. "Try not to make a disruption!" he asserted to them.
"Okay, where is a good art class?" asked Skye.
"They're all up in the third floor," responded Madeline.
"We should use the elevator," recommended Andrea.
"No, we all can't fit on the elevator," Madeline said as the girls finally entered the school through the back. "You, Pamela, Samantha, Gilda, and Hilary will take the elevator. The rest of us will take the stairs."
"Oh, man. Why do I have to take the elevator with Pamela?"
"It's just a plan. Do it, please."
"Watch yourself," Andrea hissed at Pamela.
"Oh, I'm watching myself," said Pamela.
When a set of stairs was at sight, the group split up with Madeline's half going up and Andrea's half searching for an elevator. Madeline and the other girls ran up the stairs before they hit the third floor. They ran down the hallway until they caught their eyes on an open art class at the end of the hall. Madeline was the first to enter but stopped in front of the door so the other girls could not enter. A female, four-eyed teacher stopped her lesson when she saw the seniors.
"Excuse me," Madeline caught the teacher's attention. "I'm the school president. Are there any riddles here?"
"What?" the teacher uttered in a piercing squeaky voice.
"Madeline, the riddle said that DaVinci was a good man, right?" questioned Debra.
"Yeah..." Madeline replied.
"I remember I had an art teacher named Mrs. Goodman. The other riddle must be in her room."
"Then what are we doing here? Let's find Mrs. Goodman."
The group of girls ran from the classroom and took a right down the next hall. They found another open art class and made their way inside. The classroom was empty but a slim, old teacher was sitting at her desk.
"How may I help you?" the woman asked in a weak voice.
"No time," shouted Madeline, running towards the cabinets at the end of the classroom. The girls opened the cabinets along with drawers until Madeline yelped.
"I found the next riddle!" she shouted, eyeing the inside of a drawer full of stained paintbrushes. She took out the note and closed the drawer. All of the girls crowded her to see the note. She read, "Relaxation is important and everyone must use it. You might find it more helpful with the sound of lounge music."
"The teacher's lounge!" said one of the girls.
Immediately, they all ran out of the classroom and into the halls. They found more stairs and ran down. Luckily, they all knew where the teacher's lounge was. They ran down the stairs and entered the second floor. They ran into a different group of seniors; seniors that weren't in Group Three. They all got tangled up and fought each other like puppy dogs, managing to push each other away so they could continue running freely. They sprinted down the longest hall on the floor and entered the door that said, "Teacher's Lounge" above it on a plaque. They stopped and looked around the empty boring room until Madeline pointed at a dusty radio on the counter.
"Lounge music!" she said. "The riddle's behind the radio!"
They all ran over to the counter and Madeline reached behind the radio, pulling out another note. The girls squealed in excitement before Madeline read the riddle off of it. "It's so big, you can rarely get hot. Unless you indulge in spicy tater tots." She then muttered, "What?"
Skye snapped her fingers. "The cafeteria."
The girls screamed like a bunch of banshees as they zipped out of the teacher's lounge and down the hallway into a series of hallways leading to the classic cafeteria. They ran down the same aisle between empty tables and made their way into the little room where the food is kept for heating. They slowed down and looked around for a while. Suddenly, Lee caught her eye on a dish of frozen tater tots on the counter.
"Tater tots!" she gasped.
She stuck her hands in them, creating expressions on the girls' faces. She pulled out a greasy yet icy note from the dish which made the girls happy.
"Yay! Ew!" they all uttered at the same time.
"That's genius," Skye calmly said.
Madeline swiped the note from Lee's hand and began reading it. "Lucky you, you found the last riddle to use. You must be excited 'cause this is good news." Madeline checked the back to see if there was more. "That's it?" she said. "What does that mean?"
"News, so newspaper?" guessed Skye.
"The newspaper takes three months to process. Where are we going to find a newspaper?"
"Maybe this is a trick riddle," said another girl, with short, brown, curly hair. "Maybe we have to go to the bulletin board."
"Maybe you're right. There's news on there. Let's go."
The group of girls zipped out of the serving room into the cafeteria out in the halls. They all knew where the bulletin board was so they made their way there within the second floor. As they ran down a different hall, the girls passed by Andrea, who was leaning towards the elevator doors with her head resting on the line between the doors. Madeline and Skye stopped when they saw her as the other girls continued to run.
"Andy, is that you?" asked Skye.
"Yeah,"  Andrea responded.
"What are you doing standing around?" questioned Madeline authoritatively.
"Oh, my hair is stuck in the elevator."
"It's stuck?" repeated Skye.
"Yeah. Isn't it obvious?"
Madeline and Skye looked at each other and slowly began to snicker.
"It's not funny!" Andrea slapped the right side of the elevator doors.
"How did you get stuck?" asked Skye.
"When me and the other girls tried to get on the elevator, Pamela pushed me out when the doors were closing."
"Why don't you pull out?"
"The doors are closed tight."
"Then why don't you open the elevator?" asked Madeline.
Andrea waved her hand over the wall beside the elevator. "I can't find the button! I've been waiting for somebody crippled to get on this elevator so it would open. But no, nothing happened. I think I lost a hair extension when the girls were going up, man."
"Calm down. Keep still."
Madeline pressed the button on the wall. For a few seconds, the elevator opened, setting Andrea free but her hair messy. Soon, the girl with brown hair ran up to the three, along with the other girls, with a piece of red paper. On the sheet, it said in bold letters, "Good news!"
"I found this! This must be it!" said the girl.
"Good job," said Madeline. "Come on, everybody. Let's go!"
The girls ran through the halls, looking for another set of stairs to travel down. In a minute, they luckily found some. They ran down with Lizzie slipping and tumbling onto the floor. Debra quickly lifted her girlfriend up and carried her awkwardly down the rest of the stairs. She let her walk when they were finally on the first floor. The girls head for the door they entered the school in after they were at the football field. They bust through the doors and like lightning, marched onto the field only to see another group, which wasn't in Group Three, at the field with all the teachers. The girls slowed down and stopped when they were a feet away from the winning group.
"Ugh, did they win?" asked Madeline.
"Yes," answered Mister Foreman.
"Ugh!"
"Do we get points?" queried Lizzie.
"Yes," repeated Mister Foreman.
"Yay!"
"Suck a horse butt," cursed Andrea. "How did you get here first?"
A tall brunet put his arm around a shorter ginger boy. "We had Randall," bragged the brunet.
Randall, the ginger, shrugged the guy off. "Unhand me! I'm not your homie."
"Randall, chill out," ordered Andrea.
"Don't test me, woman."
Andrea mocked Randall's tone. She was never fond of him anyway.

Thursday, January 21, 2016

Battle of the Classes (Chapter 1)

On a bright day in Laguna, the girls found themselves in the cafeteria in time for lunch. It was the middle of spirit week and for the present day, spirited students were notified to dress like a close friend. Most students went through with it, including the quintet. Madeline dressed like Debra, who normally wears bohemian clothing; Lizzie dressed like Andrea, who wears clothes someone would normally wear for the fall; Andrea dressed like Skye, who likes to dress like a rockstar; Debra dressed like Lizzie, who always wear skimpy, feminine clothes for school; finally, Skye dressed like Madeline, who usually dresses in preppy yet chic clothing. The girls felt like that they were staring into strange mirrors as they sat together at their lunch table.
"I'm so cold," admitted Debra, stretching her black crop top.
"There are long sleeves on the shirt," noticed Lizzie.
"That doesn't really do anything."
"I don't know how you're cold. I'm getting warm. How can you dress in all these layers, Andy?"
"I'm always cold," responded Andrea. "I'm not like white people who are hot all the time."
"That is a stereotype," said Madeline.
"Ha-ha, we'll see."
"How do you feel in my clothes, Madeline?" asked Debra with a smile.
Madeline began singing, "You can keep on trying but you can't always win 'cause I'm a gypsy."
"I see that you like them."
"I feel like I'm good at school," joked Skye.
Madeline giggled. "My outfit does have that effect."
"So the 'Battle of the Classes' thing is next?" asked Lizzie.
"Yep."
"Yes, a day of no learning," said Andrea. "Even in these depressing clothes, I feel happy."
"But it's a day of sports. I hate sports."
"I thought you liked sports," said Debra.
"No, I like watching cute, fit boys play sports. I don't actually like doing sports. I gets me all sweaty and if it involves a ball, it's always moist and sticky because everyone else is touching it."
"I like watching sports as well," agreed Lizzie. "I would like them in general but I am terrible at them. That's why I'm a cheerleader."
"Something that doesn't involve a ball," noted Skye. "Unless--"
"Shut it, Skye," Madeline interrupted her. "Listen, girls, as the student body president of Laguna Beach High, I am allowed to get the deets on certain school events."
"We already know that, Maddie," Andrea mentioned.
"Well, I'm letting you know again. So from what I know about the Battle of the Classes, at least three to four senior classes are combined to make a team. The classes are homeroom, first period. My homeroom teacher is Mister Kendrick and that class is being combined with Missus Grey, Missus Irwin and Mister Stockholm. I know those are your homeroom teachers but to make sure, I'm going to ask. Are those your homeroom teachers?"
"Yeah," the girls answered.
"Then we're together."
"Alright!" said Andrea. "Stickin' with the sisters!"
"Sisters with the... stickin'!" Lizzie tried.
"I feel like the battle would be so much more fun if we were together," commented Debra.
"Totally," agreed Madeline. "I feel the same way."
"Oh, frick, I forgot!" said Andrea.
"What's wrong?"
"That walking stick, Pamela, is in my homeroom class."
"Ah, boo!" uttered Lizzie.
"I don't want to be near her," admitted Skye. "Looking at her makes me want to puke then eat it because I rather eat puke than look at her again."
"I'm sorry, guys," Andrea apologized. "I mean, I didn't do anything but I'm sorry."
"You know what?" said Madeline. "It's fine because when we have each other, we have blinding fun."
"Oh, Allen Hoss is coming this way," warned Lizzie.
"Oh, crap!" said Madeline, frantically fixing her wavy hair. "How do I look?"
"Like a gypsy," responded Andrea, imitating the singer Shakira.
Soon, a handsome senior in a red jacket, who would look like Colton Hayes' brother, approached the girls' table. Madeline turned around when she felt him there but he wasn't looking at her; he was looking at Skye.
"Hey, Madeline," Allen said to her. "Do you know what the math homework is?"
"I'm sorry, I'm not Madeline," Skye awkwardly smiled.
"Oh, my mistake. You look a lot like Madeline."
"I know. It's twin day."
"You look very pretty."
"Thank you."
"You have a boyfriend!" Madeline shouted at Skye. She then turned her attention to Allen. "I'm the one you want," she said flirtatiously.
"Oh, hey, Madeline," said Allen. "Do you know what the math homework is?"
"I always know what the math homework is. It's page 304, numbers 14 through 24."
"Thanks. You got something on your face."
Allen walked off as Madeline dropped her flirty face into a softly agitated one. She faced her table correctly and said in subtle anger, "It's a headpiece!"