Boyfriends Are Not Tests (Chapter 1)

                On a regular school day, lunch time had began for the students. The girls found themselves in the cafeteria, sitting and waiting for Madeline. She was always the last to arrive but never late to arrive. She came in, looking ravishing as always, and sat herself down at their table.

                "Hey, girlies," she grinned, opening her lunch box.

                "Hey," all the girls greeted back.

                Soon, DeMarcus arrived and sat next to his girlfriend, Lizzie. "Hey," he said.

                "Hey!" Lizzie grinned.

                DeMarcus put his arm around Lizzie and kissed her cheek.

                Unexpectedly, Debra's "boyfriend", Drake, arrived and seated himself next to Debra. "Hey," he said with a smirk.

                Debra moved her eyes idly."Hey," she said in an uncomfortable voice with an authentic smile.

                Drake put his arm around her and attempted to kiss her lips but she moved her head, making him kiss her cheek. Drake didn't notice the resistance; he was smitten of her, which was a clear problem for Debra. Kyle even entered the cafeteria and stopped when he saw the couple. He shook his head in disbelief but at the same time believed what was happening in front of him. He sighed and walked off, causing discomfort for Skye and Lizzie who was able to see him.

                "Oh, hey!" Andrea smiled, looking at the door, gazing upon a cute guy with a heavy tan on his skin and black hair gelled into upward spikes.

                He came up to her and pecked her cheek. "Hey," he said flirtatiously before sitting down next to her.

                "Guys, you all know Marty."

                "Hey, Marty," everyone said.

                Marty nodded.

                "Yesterday, he asked me to be his novia," said Andrea, "and I said, 'Alright'. Now I'm his novia!"

                "Oh, congratulations, you guys!" smiled Lizzie.

                "Thanks," Marty replied in his heavy Jersey accent. "Y'know, when we first met, we instantly hit it off and that's when I knew that she's a keeper. Besides, she's not a grenade so I got to have that, know what I mean?"

                "Yes, I do know what you mean."

                "Shouldn't you be in class?" Andrea asked her man.

                "Yeah, but I couldn't stay away from my piece of candy," he responded.

                "Aw, well, that's what happens when you take a bite out of Candy Andy."

                "What's 'Candy Andy'?" asked DeMarcus.

                "Oh, it's my nickname. I call myself that because I'm tough on the outside but I'm sweet on the inside."

                "You sure are," said Marty, wrapping his arm around his girlfriend's waist.

                Andrea giggled and gave Marty several Eskimo kisses.

                Instantly, Skye's cell phone, which was set on the table, started playing ethereal rock music.  She picked it up and pressed a button under the screen. The music stopped and a voice came out.

                "Hey," Jeffrey said through the phone.

                Skye smiled when she heard his sweet voice. "Hey," she said right back.

                "I get it!" shouted Madeline. "Everyone has boyfriends!"

               

                Later, when lunch time ended, the girls went their separate ways to their separate classes. While Andrea walked alone, yards from her assigned classroom, she felt a tug on the back of her shirt. She turned around and was immediately infuriated when she laid her eyes on the charming, fair-haired, hazel-eyed snake known as Kevin Christie, Andrea's ex-boyfriend.

                "You!" she snarled.

                "I need to talk to you," Kevin asserted.

                "Well, too bad!"

                Kevin grabbed her arm and forcefully dragged her down the hall. Using her other arm, Andrea hit Kevin on his forcing arm and chest repeatedly while shouting angrily in Spanish.

                "¿Que estas haciendo? ¡Aléjate de mi! ¡Te odio! Quiero que muerto! Yo no te puedo creer. Consiga sus manos de encima. Usted es una bestia. Suéltame, bestia!"

                Eventually, Kevin pulled her into the open janitor's closet. Until they both got deep inside, Kevin closed the door and Andrea stopped yelling. In a nanosecond, the two went at each other at the same time and started kissing each other in a tight embrace. After a good twenty seconds, they pulled away without letting go of each other.

                "I missed you," Kevin admitted breathlessly.

                "I missed you, too," agreed Andrea.

                "I know the last time I saw you was two days ago but sometimes I forget what it's like to taste my Candy Andy."

                "Oh, well, you know I can't resist my revvin' Kevin."

                "Vroom, vroom!"

                Andrea giggled before making out with her ex-boyfriend again.